shut up~

sure our forefathers came from malaysia and china... but after the British conlonised the place, u'd think the people would've learnt to speak friggin english by now...-_-

the other day there was this charity guy hu came up to me and started rambling in chinese and broken english to me to donate money to save the sick kids or wadever the F he was saying....

anyway, this is wad i remember about the conversation...

weirdo: "excute me, da rao ni yi xia.... blah blah blah... sick kids dying... blah blah blah... every cent helps.... *chinese ramblings... give us ur money..."

me: "wad?"

weirdo: "this is a real charity organization, not the cheat ppl kind one..."

me: "wad...?" -_-

weirdo: "bang bang mang.... *more chinese ramblings.... blah blah... NKF... blah blah blah... i like little boys.. blah blah blah... donate now or die..."

me: "umm... go fuck urself"
*walks off~

wad kinda fucked up half chinese, half singlish poopy monkey language are ppl conversing with nowadays-_- the hell are they teaching u in school for god sakes~ dont u people know ur making no F-ing sense when u talk like tat? wad, u think its cool or something? well fuck u then....

im not saying that their stupid or something, hell im not exactly the smartest person in the world either... im sure that all u poopy monkey speaking ppl come from good school's n get As for everything... but intellegence is often associated with ur ability to be articulate in ur speech n conversation skills.... so if u decide to sound like a moron, ppl are gonna generally assume u are one~

THEN WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE IN THIS COUNTRY TALKIN LIKE TAT!?!?~

i have no beef with the chinese language, i know ppl hu are fluent in mandarin and though i have no idea wad their talkin about sometimes, i can tell the person their talkin to understands wad the other is saying... and isnt tat wad its all about? being able to understand wad the Fuck ur saying?

please, citizens of this effing country, i implore u all.... speak goood english... u dont have to sound like an englishman, just speak coherent, comprehensible, simple, hell... perhaps UNDERSTANDABLE english-_-... & if u cant then i sugguest u get the fuck out of the country n move to stupid'svile where they speak poopy monkey very fluently-_-

"arlow, wa seh.. u beri the cute worx =}} wan to be frienndzzz? xX>_<@@@"





you gotta be shiitting me -_-