A little bit about Me~ very little...

hi everyone...

A friend of mine brought to my attention tat i dont write much about myself...
He says i should write more about the crap that happens in my actual life n mock about tat...

Well.. 1st off.. i already told u ppl in my very 1st entry that im not going to write about my daily activities cause then .. it will just become any other normal blog... not to mention the fact tat i dont want weirdos knowing about the things i've done or the place's i've been...

Secondly.. i live a very boring existance... i sit.. i observe.. i write... its wat i do.. im the kinda person hu watches the ball game instead of competiting in it...
So if i were to write about my day.. it would look something like this:

"Tuesday :
i woke up today..
i went to sch..
i didnt learn anything...
i went home...

-Fre3ze out~ "

Not very entertaining is it....

But... i do have to take these suggestions frm u ppl into consideration... gotta write wat the public wants to read anyway~
And i realise that maybe YOU..the ppl.. could get to know me a little better...

But here's the thing..

i dont want u to get to know me...
i dont like sharing my problems with u ...
& i dont like bitchin about how my life sux to complete strangers...
Nor.. do i.. as a reader.. like to read about ppl .. hu bitch about how their lives sucks to complete strangers...
I swear..-_- no one suffers in silence anymore.... everyone has to "talk about their feelings" n shit...
COme on~~
NO ONE FUCKIN CARES.....

HOWEVER!~

im a nice guy... so i said.. "ok.. sure watever.. i'll do it..."
So... i've dedicated an entire blog entry to write about urs truly... for the sake of the people...
But, i'll write it in a way.. tat at the end of it all.. u wont even know a DAMN thing about me :)

Everyone's happy ~~~

So.. here it goes.. the story of my life:

-My name is A**** Aka Fre3ze
-i live in a tiny ass country called S******** & I HATE IT OVER HERE...
-I live in a normal house... in a normal neighbourhood.. with everyday normal ppl where nothin interesting every happens...
-i study at T****** Poly
-i have no friends...
-i hate all things PINK...
-im Anti- (war, peace, racist, sexist, people, PINK, & many many more~)
-i've never had a pet..
-i hate my mother tongue..
-Im a pessimist...
i see the cup as half empty..
-i have no hope for humanity n believe tat in 100 yrs we're all goin to die frm our meltin polar ice caps or global warmin or some shit like tat...~
-I dont believe in GoD
NOr Heaven.. nor HeLL....
-There is no such thing as life after death.. onli DEaTH after Death...~
u wont go to heaven if ur gd.. & u wont go to hell if ur bad... u just DIE when u DIE.. its tat simple... so dont make this whole circle of life thing so damn dramatic
(i hope u guys are gettin this...)
-We're born to suffer.. we live to die ... :)
-My motto in life is to get it over with~
-And, my favourite phrase is...( if u ask my frens, they'll all agree)
idunwannaliveforever
& i hope u ppl dunwannaliveforever too ~



Fre3ze OuT~

In a Perfect World~

What would it be like living in a perfect world?
Where in this world nothing can go wrong.. no crimes would be commited, no people would get hurt...

Where in this world, nothing can go wrong...

To live in a Perfect world, would mean no one would starve... that everyone had food..& everyone had homes...

In a Perfect world, there would be no natural disasters.. no floods or earthquakes, no hurricanes or Draughts...

In a perfect world there would be no suffering... there would be no pain..
In a perfect world everyone would be happy.. no one would be sad..
IN a perfect world ... we would all be glad~

In a perfect world, ur future would be set... everyone would be smart .. everyone would be rich...
In a perfect world there would be no accidents... you could never fall down ... u could never get hurt...

In a perfect world u could never feel sadness... u could never cry..
IN a Perfect world it would never rain... in a perfect world .. u would never DiE...

To die.. would be to be imperfect...
so in a perfect world, no one would age.. no one would grow old.. no one could die..

IN a perfect world everyone is Immortal...
In a perfect world everyone is GOD...

In a perfect world... u could feel no pain.. nor harvest any hate... there would be no crimes... there would be no natural disasters... in this world no one would suffering.. no one would die...& no one would be unhappy..

In a perfect world where none of these things exist...
u could experience no feeling... since there is no pain...
U could feel no grief since there is no sadness...
u could feel no love ... since no one can die....

To live in a Perfect World .. would be to BE imperfect...
For not being able to feel...... to experience....... to love....... to die.....

Would be the Biggest Imperfection of them all~

101 ways to kill urself... the macho way~

Hey all u depressed teens & terminally ill ppl !
Ever felt tat life's not worth living... ?
Ever wake up in the morning thinkin of the fastest way to get it over with?
Ever feel like the world is a terrible place & that everyone in it is out to get u?
Ever have a craving for something but u just cant figure out wat n tat just drives u insane?

Well i've got the perfect solution...
go KILL YOURSELF !!!

YES! tats right.. run to the kitchen.. pick up a knife.. n run it thru urself! Its the onli way out i say.. frm this Oh so cruel existance we call life...

Wats tat?

Not sure how to kill urself?
want to do it in style so ur family members wont think ur a pussy for taking the ez way out?

Well i've got the ANSWERS!!!

here are some of the ways to kill urself... the MACHO WAY!!

1. Strangle urself to death

im not sure if its possible since u'd probably pass out b4 u die due to the lack of O2 ... but hey its worth a try : )

2. REmove ur own heart

U gotta have a strong stomach for this.. n lots of balls... also u gotta do a little research about ur body to know where how to cut n where to dig.. or u'll end up removing a liver or something...

3. Drink tons of cleaning detergent n lighter fluid, then drop a lit match down ur throat

i must say this is one of the creative ones... not onli does it work but it leaves ur body lookin gr8 for the funeral since ur 3rd degree burns are on the inside...

4. Continually run into a wall head 1st till u pass out or ur head explodes

u gotta have real big stones to peform something like this... not onli will it confuse the police... if u manage to make them think someone did this to u.. ur family might get the insurance :)

5. Drill a hole into ur head

Rumour has it that there is a tiny gap of air in between ur left n right brain.. n if u drill exactly thru.. u'll experience a High like never b4.. after which u bleed to death of course...

6. Fill a bathtub with water n drop a toaster in with u inside

now this method is classic... in the old sch films n cartoons ppl always always kill themself this way.. i wonder y...? (NOTE: u can use other electrical appliances like blenders or juicers... they'll work just as well)

7. Stick a sharp pole up ur butt

u might wanna ask a fren to help u out with this.. not sure how deep it has to go.. maybe till u cant feel ur legs anymore..

8. Break a battery open and pour it into a glass of Pepsi

not onli will this fuck with ur insides... there maybe a chance u might even see the Durcell Bunny ...

9. Saw off ur own head

MAKE THOSE C.S.I GUYS WORK LIKE WHORES!!!


10. Blow every major joint n artery in ur body with a shotgun

Now this may sound painful.. but i assure u.. once tat 1st shot hits u.. ur nerves will be damaged n ur body wont feel a thing...all u need is a shotgun n a strong stomach... i give this one a Difficulty rating of 9.5/10 (kids dont try this till ur 21+)


WEll tats the top ten... other ways include...

-Jamming a toothbrush in ur belly button
-Unbend a coat hanger and slowly shove it up your nose
-Turn on the iron until water dances on surface then put it on several places on your body, keeping it in each place for at least 45 seconds
-Anger a cannibal

Hey! u can even come up with one urself!

GO CRAZY WITH THESE IDEAS!
Do it with ur friends n shock ur parents!
Just think how their faces would look when they walk into ur room to find ur insides all over the bedroom wall.
Hell.. if ur creative enough.. make the blood spell "i told u i was depressed.." when u explode!

The possiblilties are ENDLESS!

*LIABILITY NOTE: THIS NOTE ENSURES THAT I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DUMB KID WHO WONDERS INTO MY BLOG N ACTUALLY DOES THIS SHIT. PARENTS.. PLEASE LOOK AFTER UR CHILDREN. IM ALSO NOT LIABLE FOR ANY DEATHS CAUSES BY PEOPLE OR ANIMALS. PARENTIAL GUIDENCE IS A MUST!*

Fre3ze OuT!~

Ever Wondered If........(y2k really did screw up all the computers)

Hellooo!

Its been like..wat... 4 mths since my last entry? Well thats because i've got better things to do with my life then write banter on the internet for weirdos with no lives ike u to read... but hey.. at least i entertain u.. n i get my msg across..

u gotta gimmie credit for tat... :)
Anyway, BACK TO MY ARTICLE!!

After mths of slackin about my house i've finally come up with something anoying to write online... introducing my new " EVER WONDERED IF...." section...

For today's story... i've decided to write about wat would have happened if Y2K actually managed to fucked with the world's computers...

[For those of u who've been livin under a rock... y2k is a computer bug which, during the 80s, two digits instead of four was used in all computer softwares to repreasent a year since PCs back then had really small memories n needed the extra 2MB... go figure~ Anyway, 10 years later.. experts came up with this theory that
In year 2000, the computer systems could interpret 00 as 1900 messing up all the computing work... now tat cant be gd... cause as we all know... EVERYTHING is run by computers...]
{here's the link for copyright purposes.. http://www.y2ktimebomb.com/}

NOw folks.. just imagine....with all the computers dead... No computers.. means no electricity.. since its the PCs tat control the Dams n the electric generators at the Power Plant...

No power.. means no communication...no tv (tats right.. no more Desprate Housewives or ESPN).. no utilities... no more airports.. no more security... no LAW... in short..we could do watever the hell we want!

There is absolutly NOTHING that cant be done without electricity~
Hell u could just walk right into a bank .. open the safe by ur self n grab all the money... But wat good is money in a world where the cash registers wont open.. just go to the 99cent store n take shit... CURRENCY IS DEAD!

THe world would be in complete ANarchy~
Pretty fun wouldnt u say :)

Just think about it.. ur living in a world without electricity ...u dont need to go to sch.. no need to go to work.. since there's no point in earning any money~ u wake up.. u walk down to the Quicky Mart... n steal shit.. u can take a piss anywhere on the streets.. u can pick up a brick n throw it through a window for the fun of it...

COMPLETE FREEDOM....

NOw.. before u get all excited about the end of the world.. there's also a bad side to having complete Freedom...
& thats COMPLETE LACK OF CONTROL...

Ladies n Gentlemen.. Human beings..as a whole... are stupid... im sure u know tat..
WE are the onli species on this earth tat.. kills their own kind for pleasure... we
r the onli ones hu have same-sex sex!.. we are also the onli ones hu commit beastiality... & we are the onli species.. tat performs necrophilia ... tats right...shocking but true... ( Again for those hu live under a rock.. necrophilia is a person hu has Erotic attraction or sexual contact with corpses... in short.. people hu fuck corpses...)

I mean... my god... a rat lives in a shit hole n eats maggots n wat not.. but even a rat doesnt fuck another dead rat... thats just disguesting... but we do it.. yes...

NOw... remember i said that with no electricity.. there would be no security ? yeah.. that means... that all the locks in the Jails & Asylums... would be open..
Bet u freedom seeking pricks never thought of tat when u decided it was gonna be fun if there was no control...

Okay.. so picture this... with all the doors unlocked in the jails n the Asylums.. guess hu's gonna be roamin around the police-less streets at night...
We've got ur psycho killers.. ur mass muderers.. ur rapist.. & child molesters.. ur arsonists.. n Robbers... not to mention the crazys from the nut house... And the NECROPHILLAS...

ANd their all gonna be knockin at ur door....
End of the World doesnt seem so fun now is it..

Be grateful we didnt plunge into eternal darkness during yr 2000... dont take TV n the Internet for granted... n for fuck sakes.. save energy... turn off that vibrator when ur done using it.. and DONT.. EVER... FUCK A CORPSE....

Fre3ze OUT!~