Tuesday, September 30, 2008

stopdrop&roll~

i hate my vocation...
its soo friggin stupid, i do nothing all day except sweep the floor for 10 mins a day then its back to the staff room to stone n do NOTHING!

im loosin my mind, everyday i wake up at 5am n take 2 buses n a train to the airbase to do NOTHING! i reach there n from 8am-5pm all i do is come out when theres food otherwise i do NOTHING! according to the sgts, our trainin starts on the 16th... but its still just gonna be like one mission every fortnight so in between tat time its still gonna be hours of me just doing NOTHING!!

im flippin out from all the NOT-DOING-ANYTHING thing! i REFUSE to spend the remaining 1 1/2 years of my ns life bummin around, sweepin the floor n playing with sand while all my other friends are dying in the ARMOUR DIV.

i thought it would be cool at 1st.. sure, who wouldnt wanna have a 8-5 job where all u do is NOTHING n blow aircon all day... i dunno wad's wrong with me either but i am going crazy.. i really am...

i hate wasting my time like this... n i seriously wanna change to a Combat unit... sure its gonna be tough but at least u get to train, u get to travel, u get to shot big guns n blow shit up...

beats fillin up holes in the road once every 2 weeks...
i hate wasting my time like this... i hate doing NOTHING!

but accordin to the sgt, if i request a change in unit, its like a 90% chance i'll end up as a Regimental Police(RP).. i'd just shoot myself then if tat ever happened-_-

so im stuck here... doing NOTHING... learning maybe a lil of something but ultimatly doing mostly NOTHING~

the onli good thing bout this vocation from wad i hear from the staff, is tat it gives u a great opportunity to continue ur studies or take up some night classes... last time i checked i onli had my 'O's, so im definiatly gonna use this opportunity... i refuse to just waste my time there n bum off the next 19 mths of my time here in this place -_-

at least once i get out i'd have something to show for n not have wasted my time doing NOTHING!!!

i miss holdin a weapon :(
its like im not a real solider anymore!!
its gonna be like this for the next 19 mths...

im goin outta my mind!!



SOMEBODY SAVE ME~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

luv is noise~

F1 cars are really loud..
artsy chicks are hawt~
deathcab and the verve are the shiet~
so are the killers...
manhattan perfect is not the drink for me...
all the other Ninjas are nver online on the weekdays since their all stayin in :(

i dunno if its lucky tat i got into my vocation when everyone else is dying in Armoured Infantry~

but its cool...
peach gathering on tues or sat~


*shake it like a salt shaker~

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

wutever man!

flea market at the art's museum last saturday with the jonas brothers...
im still a lil weirded out by the video of the white naked man with the bong -_-






acid bar-ed after that... then bounced to Arena~
"evil eye" to the drunk chick hu stole my jason mraz fedora n ran around with it~


im too tired to even elaborate right now...
army blows -_-
i wanna stab myself

*URGHH!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

areyoushittinme-_-

Your vocation is : AVIATION VEHICLE SPEC.

As an AVS, you'll be trained to
"drive and maintain some of the most advanced and expensive airfield vehicles in the world, including refuellers, forklifts, runway sweepers, cargo trucks and hydraulic cranes...."

so, i'll be drivin forklifts for the next 1 1/2 years?




SI MI LAN JIAO?!?!?!?!~

Thursday, September 18, 2008

unplugged indeed~

unplugged wednesdays are the shieeeet at Acid Bar~
1 for 1 beer, live music....
caught Forgetting Sarah Marshall earlier on, great movie~ shared a Foot long Italian BMT at the ever so awesome SUBWAY...

great conversations, great time....

but then again it would've been better had a certain whiteboy told me he n another certain fedora hat wearing hoe was at Zouk at that time and didnt call me out cause they thought i didnt wanna club which then ended up in them havin a blast n winning Formula 1 tickets worth $14 000!!!
YOU BROKE THE CODE MAN!!!
BROs BEFORE HOES AND OTHER BROs!!!!!!!!!

but hey, its cool...
its all good~


just wait till butter factory on saturday...
immma side-bud swing yo FACE with ma SAR 21 FOOOOLLL!!!!
BOTH OF U!!!



URGHHH!!~

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

(word) play in action~

swimmin with the immortal half-left ninjas of Section 4~
woke up at freakin 7am just to get to Yio chu Kang at 9am... need sleep so bad at the rate of "going out" i've been.. going out at -_-
yeah...


see how i make u FAMOUS FOOL!


so we swim swim swim and tann tann tann.... and i bring a banana out cause tats wad i do, i bring out healthy snacks to eat when im hungry... hu needs Mr Potato when u got a banana~


and oOh, i bought me a super duper, +10 to all stats, vintage, X-series, limited edition, Jason Mraz Ferdora Haaaaaat!!!


went back to fidel's place to have pizza then i died on his bed for like 2 hours... forgot where the hell i was when i woke up n thought i was kidnapped~ went to have dinner then headed to ang mo kio hub.. then town where we found out tat "the girl from LEFTFOOT is HAAWWWWTTT!!!"

health points go up just sayin tat line~

walk around n bought some stuff.... saw other wicked shit like this pic of 2 heads impaled on a stick...

is it just me?
or is this affecting u?

no worries.. cause the girl from LEFTFOOT is HAAAAAAAAWWT!!!
hp replenished~

headed to bff's place to "break fast", see wad a cool collage she made...


meet the counter girl from one of the clothes stores at Haji lane on the bus... and i think she recognized me... smiled at each other during the whole journey~
urrgh, melts my heart :)
think its cause of my Jason Mraz hat (its +10 to all stats mind u)~




"ITS COOL TO WEAR A HELMET!!!"
"man, get the fuck outta heeeerre -_-"

*inside jokes: where the point of it's so U dont get it, ho ho~






THE GIRL FROM LEFTFOOT IS HHAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAWWWtttttTT!!!!!




*hp recovered~

Saturday, September 13, 2008

half left ninjas~

its been really long hasn't...
better late than never~

090908 was one of the most magnificent days of my life~ the night before (from wad i can remember) bore feelings of excitement & anxiety~ our fear of going thru the grueling 24 click route march (although incredibly painful and enduring) didn't out weight the fact tat in less than 24 hrs, this would all be over, and we'd all be going home~

the march took about 7 hours to complete, lasting from 5.am when we first set off, till about noon... we didn't even realize it was over till they told us... it was intense, but no one spaz-ed out...

kudos~

a couple of hours later, we gathered and set off to the parade square where our parents and loved ones where...

the "N" stands for nacho...
obviously~

so then we're all standin there not moving n shit, waiting for some guy to give some speech and all tat... and im scannin at the crowd lookin for my mom and sister and i spot them almost instantly but they havent found me yet, so u pan around summore just lookin at all the other ppl hu were there....

everyone elses mommy and daddy, gf or bf (which ever makes u happy) just to keep urself distracted from the intense weight the combat load ur carrying while ur keeping ever so still... u've lost all the blood flow in ur arms by then... but u cant move, not yet... the man in the suit's still talkin.... -_-


we march around summore then sing a song and do a dance~ a sappy music goes on and mom comes down to put my jockey cap on me...

before u know it its over and we're tossin our caps into the sky n runnin around passin high fives~

i take photos with my buddies and platoon mates and we do our soul-ja boi victory dance infront of everyone there~




doesn't look like much but it kept us amused...

and tat was how we cranked it...

so, my Basic Military Training Phase was over.. it was a glorious feeling.. but i just wanted to go home after tat day... and i did...

the army thought me great things, being in Ninja Coy taught me even greater lessons~
its bad in there... Ninja...
its really bad and i wont deny it... but if u think about it, tats the way its suppose to be... Ninja company was old school, the things they practiced weren't exactly "by the book", but it got the job down... they trained us to be soldiers and tats wad we are now~

i wouldnt say i was glad to be in there... but im definately glad to have survived it~


i dont think i ever wanna experience something like tat again...


by on the bright side... my body's super hawt now and the ladies at the clubs all chick me out yo~

ooOhh right~




"POP LOH!!!"
"man! put some pants on -_-~"

*inside jokes are so misleading...

Sunday, September 07, 2008

viva la neeennnnjaaaarrr!~

POP in 2 days~
i hope i dont spaz out on the 24 click Route March of Doom...

im never drinkin beyond my point of thirst anymore in terms of alcohol and make "Super-Happy-Fun-Time " time a not so fun and super experience~

i have no time n i need to watch more episodes of Naruto and HOUSE-_-

i also learnt how to sing a chinese song and say the lines from Russel Peter's "Yo, Moma is soooo fat..." in hokkien, but im not gonna say it, cause i dont really know the spellin...


but wadever, imma bounce now~