army beckons~

i've been askin my friends who been thru or are still in the army if theres anything i should be prepared for....

1. wear boxers or pants during the medical check-up or u'd be walkin around in ur undies in a room full of guys which would be extremly gay~

the proceedure apparently involves u showing ur wee wee to some guy then coughing once-_-.. dont even ask... its a medical thing... guess they gotta check if ur dick's there.. cant join the army if u got no pecker now can u~

sidetracking here for a min....
these guys that... check ur dicks.... these "dick inspectors" if u will...
its a real profession~

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"hi... im alfred.... im a dick inspector : ) "

2. hope u dont get assigned to school no.1 (wadever that means....) cause its furthest away from the ferry terminal and apparently, its the most haunted one~

i only got 2 tips so far... other "what not to do in the army" tips are pretty self-explanatory..

-dont piss on the trees at night
-dont point ur flashlight at the trees at night
-dont kick the trees at night
-dont sleep under the trees at night
-dont shoot at the trees at night

cause everyone knows that the ghosts live in the trees and if u piss on their homes, they're gonna bite ur dick off~

but thats kinda the least of my problems, im more worried about wad job i get posted to... i really hope its some deskjob from 9-5 n all i do is answer acouple of calls n key in some entries... n because of my tatt i cant join the police force, which sucks since its the most slack one so i gotta be the marine~

im so gonna die there....



sonofabitch -_-