Things THat i HaTe~ Part I

Hi everyone...

Lately theres been this kinda email tats been going round either about some

*quote, unquote ..."Eye-Test" or they show u 2 pictures and say something like
" theres something wrong with this picture.. can u find the difference?"

Then... as ur staring intensively at the screen..

BAM! this MOTHER FUGLY face of some rotting corpse appears on ur screen followed by a blood curdling scream that scares the SHIT out of u...
causing watever beverage u were drinkin at that moment to come squirtin out through ur nose... or .. if ur weak hearted.. either soil urself.. or gave u a heart attack..
killing u instantly...


To the basterds hu created this shit as well as those who sent it out.....

FUCK YOU..

Its people like u hu got no social life... staring at ur computer screens all day wondering....

"hmm.. seeing as i got nothin better to do.. y dont i invent a programme tat deceiving lures ppl into an intense concentration to the screen ... before unleashing a freakishly disturbing image of an atrocious face to them... just for the fun of it .."

Human beings are a stupid lot... We invent the race car.. one of the fastest land machines ... and wat do we do with tat technology?
WE take a bunch of morons.. give them each a top notch race car.. and let them drive'em round n round in a circle....

We invent the internet... the source of all knowledge in the world.. and wat do u ppl do ?!
We surf pornography... and invent STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS TO SCARE PPL!!!!

again... FUCK you...

these cheeky basterds have been ever so cunning as to constantly updating their prgrammes.. making it even more difficult to tell if something is gonna happen...


there are the least suspicious ones where by they play some nice soothing music as a horse rides gallently across the sunset then all of a sudden...
SMACK-DAD on the screen is that horrendous fuck of a face followed by that scream...

FUCK U MAN....
dont u know ppl can die from shit like this?!

HOw would u like it if one day someone e-mails u some "Help spot the difference" game and having previously been listenin to ur Backstreet Boys CD..innocently left the speakers at full-blast...

(the following may take some imagination.. but hey.. it could happen... )

A decapitated head flashes onto ur screen together with a mother of an ear popping scream...

" AHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!! " goes the floating head...

ur PC explodes and the glass shards from ur monitor shatters into a million tiny pieces and stabs ur eyeballs ... rendering u blind and in extreme pain..

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! MY EYES !!!!"

and as u Helplessly stumbling for help.. u accidentally step on ur pet cat's tail..
she shrills in pain and jumps onto ur face.. clinging onto ur head...using her claws furiously to ravages ur eyes out of their sockets in an attempt to get back at u...

"AHHHHGGGRRRRR!!!! OMG !!!!" u scream...

now with ur eye sockets dangling as low as ur elbows.. u stumble over the window ledge and plummet 21 stories down into a truck of 12 inch nails.. all.. unfortunatly.. pointing upwards...

" AHHHHhhh !!! im falling!!! "
and then..

u die...

All because of some stupid ass e-mail...created by a bunch of morons...

1st of.. anyone hu listens to backstreet boys should be killed...
and hey~ it could happen....

Fre3ze ... OUT!~

wEirD Ass aNimaLs~

CHeck this out people.. a one-legged bird...
no Joke~
i caught sight of it hoppin about near MacDonalds..


Poor thing must've fallin into some nuclear waste or something..
kinda cool lookin.. u know.. with one leg and all...
BUt u cant help feelin sorry for it..

On the other hand... its not like u see a one-legged bird everyday.. hoppin around MAcdonalds.. lookin for a half-eaten french fry to build its nest or something..
so.. theres somethin to show ur grand-kids..


PIcture no.2 here shows 2 cats humping each other... yeah.. its a picture of 2 cats humping...
Its all part of nature.. nothin to be embarressed about.. that is.. except for the fact that THEIR SIBLINGS!!!

YEAH FOLKS! TATS RIGHT! THEIR BROTHER AND SISTER!

not onli is this ANIMAL PORN... its also FUCKIN INCEST MAN!! ARGH!~

That is the sickest shit information i've ever had the misfortune of knowing.. and the 1st thing that came to my mind was 2 share it with u guys : )

For All those ppl hu are gettin turned on by tis freak of a porn show..
I hope the goat tat ur fantasising about bites ur prick of and tosses u over a cliff into a pile of horse shit.. u sick animal fuckerr...

OH.. and the last one is the most grusome.. most diabloical of them all...
PArents.. cover ur children's eyes.. for this is a picture tat will haunt ur dreams forever...

It is none other than a picture of one of Pooh's friends from the 100 arce woods.. humping an unknown homosexual CareBEAR !!!!

OHH... THE HUMANITY!!
THE HORRor!!
THE HORRRRORRR!!!!~



I'LL let u come to ur own conclusions with this one.... urgh... nasty~


Fre3ze Out~

PINK RABBIT Victim No.1~

You see this moron in the photo...?



yeah.. u see.. this guy didnt believe me when i told him of the PINK RABBIT...
He laughed.. u all laughed..
but u see.... in the end.. there was no escaping it..

Out of the blue.. he started singing to the trees and humping rocks..
As u can see.. he's pretending to be a deer or something...

u see wat the PINK RABBIT does .. it fucks with ur mind and make u act like a retarded down syndrome Loony Toon..

i swear.. if it had'nt been for me to put him down.. he'd probably still be running around the country naked trying to hump YOU..~

No need to thank me.. just doing my job huntin down the PINK RABBITS of the world...


Fre3ze Out~

HunT foR the PINK RaBBIT~

I tried to warn u people..
I really did..
BUt u never listen do u...

THE PINK RABBIT IS REAL PEOPLE...~

And u know its comming for u...

BUt Due to many complains from my readers about how lame the article on the PINK RABBIT is.. i've decided to make this the last PINK RABBIT Rant.. and start a new one on PINK RABBIT VICTIMS..

See it to believe it ppl...

Fre3ze out~

tHe PinK rAbbiT StriKeS aGAiN~!

The pink rabbit is back~
Its eating my brains ... i can feel it...
Its eating me... slowly devouring my every thought... my every memory...

I think its working its way into my eyes..
i can feel it chewing my eyeballs...

OmG~

He's eating my face....
I gotta find someway to get rid of him..
Gotta find someting to amuse myself... Its the onli way to get rid of a pink rabbit..

there aren't any gd shows on Tv.. no where fun to go... no games to play.... no books to read.....

All hope seems lost...

I think if i pure some suger on the floor and wait for the ants to come... it might amuse me~

Yeah... tat might work...
Then i can follow them to their hideout and poison the little motherfuckers...

its too late for me now.. the pink rabbit's got me...

Damn u pink rabbit!!!
DAMN UUUUU~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i Don't Wanna Live Forever~

U know wat im really sick of...?

this whole dieting and plastic surgery crap everyone in the world seems to be doing...

Sure.. i wouldn't mind if these doctors managed to transform a fat basterd into a twig.. im talkin about the people who dont even need the surgery or the dieting in the 1st place.. these over-paided anorexic motherfuckers wont even step foot into a fast food restarunt...

Why?~

"Because the food has alot of carbs~"..."Its oily & full of fats~"
Blah Blah Blah~~

SOmeone should stab these ppl with a burning french fry~

People need carbs to survive...they need meat.. and fats ... and oil...
If u dont eat them....Ur brain will rot and u will die ~

Go buy some tomato seeds, grow them... and make urself ur own damn salad.. u fuking vegetarians...

Also.. i've hear enough from u ppl (as well as the Ministry of Health~) that i need to have... " 1 serving of fruits and 2 serving of vegetables a day~"

Screw u~

When i go to a fastfood restaurant, i KNOW its bad for me...i like it.. and im gonna eat it~
I dont need YOU ppl telling me its bad for me!

U know .. for all the dieting .. for all the surgery u ppl go through to make urselfs feel " beautiful" ...

Ur all going to grow old...
Your all gonna get wrinkles...
uR all going to DIE~

UPsized fries may not be gd 4 u... but neither are the pesticides tat go in ur salad.. u skinny ass salad eating assholes...

We're all choosing ways to die... LET ME KILL MYSELF IN PEACE~

LET ME EAT MY FASTFOOD...
LET ME DRINK...
LET ME TAKE DRUGS...
LET ME DRIVE MY CAR WITHOUT A SEAT BELT...


EVERYBODY... DIES~


Fuk vegetables... fuk healthy living... and fuk slim10

Just do watever u want to urselfs... and hope u dont come back as a bug in ur nxt life...

Power to the People~

Fre3ze OUt~~~~

sMoKing Vs DRinking

I bet ur wondering urself about this topic~

Well let me start off by cursing the Alcoholics...

Alcohol is a wonderful drug.. but for fuck sakes.. drink responsibly... it just really TicKs me off... when some drunk basterd starts patting u on the back like ur his best friend... and start talking about the Philosophy of Life.. while trying to pick up some women at the bar~

The last thing we need is some drunken Fuck puke'in on the tables..
Its not cool for the ppl who have to clean it up~

And wat about those people tat tell u how wasted they got the night before.. like they deserve some award or something...

People like this should be kill~

In fact... just let them drive home by themselves...
Take thier keys.. turn up the engine.. and send them on their way with a bottle of Jack Danial's tucked between their laps..

One of 3 things would happen...

No.1
They get pulled over by the cops and are beaten up for resisting arrest due to their drunk state...

No.2
They drive head 1st into a telephone poll and die or become paralysised...
(Cruel u say? well they should have thought of that before unleashing their drunken stupidity to the world~...)

and my least favourite..
No.3
they make it home safely and pass out in front of thier doors... and live to drink another day~
Lucky Basterds~

And how about smokers?

The Last thing we need is some guy running around throwing cigerette butts everywhere trying to start a fire!

Its Not CooL .. when ur on FIRE~

Singapore is Hot enough.. u dont need to be putting something on fire... in ur Mouth~

Lets be honest... if ppl were to drink.. and smoke responsibly.. there wouldn't be laws against it...

Nothing is ever gd for u.. nothing is ever bad either...

just use it responsibly.. and everything would be ok~

for all u assholes hu are too drunk or too high to understand wat im sayin...
Go kill urselfs...

oh yeah.. and say no to drugs..

Fre3ze oUt~~~~~

GuYs actiNg like giRLs + GirLs loOkin like gUys

hi folks...

First off.. let me just start by saying WHAT THE Fuck~ is wrong with these people...
wat is going on?!
Y are more and more people trying to look ..and act.. like the sex thats opposite from them?
Is it cool??? Do u ppl think its cool..? and.. and HIp?!

guys wearing PiNK and prancing about like sissys.. IS NOT COOOOL~!!!
i walk along the streets and i see like 7 out of 10 guys wearing pink...

PINK IS A GIRL's COLOUR!!!!
A FUKING GIRLY COLOUR!!!

Oh my GOD~!

No wonder girls in this country say they cant find the perfect man...
Because all the "MEN" are out learning ballet... dressed in pink and watching Chick Flicks like "Legally Blonde" and listening to sappy love song or girl power music...

Take out the "S.H.E" or "Backstreet Boys" cD..
Break it in HalF..
and slit ur wrists with the broken pieces.. u sick perverted pink wearing fags~

ANd wat about those Girls that dress up like guys?? (Butches.. or Dykes...as they call'em)
They cut their hair short... and wear jeans and t-shirts...and wear tight ass bras to Shrink their boobies...

u sick motherfuckers should all die..

Girls are ment to wear revealing clothes... their ment to dress sexyly.. and their NOT SUPPOSE TO ACT LIKE GUYS!!!

there are already a shortage of hot girls in this country.. ARE U TRYING TO CAUSE ANOTHER POPULATION DECREASE ???!!!

y cant u half-breeds just pick a side... u either be completely Gay Or COmpletely Straight... NOT IN THE MIDDLE!!!

I got no problem with pure gays or lesbians...( oh yeah no problem with lesbians at all~ :p )

Its those pink wearing, boobies shrinking AsshoLes tat piss me off~

EIther stay straight.... or DIE~

hAVE a nice day~


ur friendly neighbourhood Leader of FreeSpeech,

-Fre3ze-

Pink Rabbit says SHot to iLL

Let me tell u wat a pink rabbit is...

A Pink rabbit is a rabbit which is pink...
It lives in ur head... and feeds on ur brains... which in turn... causes u to become
retarded... and makes u do extremely lame.. and stupid things... such as making up stories about little pink rabbits tat live in ur head.. and eats ur brains... -_-

I'm sure u all know by now...I have a Pink RabBit.. in my head~
And his name.. is Larry~

Larry.. the pink rabbit which lives in my head... doesnt actually eat my brains...
He prefers to devour my "fun" ... in turn... making me feel.. really bored...

And .. im sure u all know... i am really.. really... bored...

So.. by amusing myself with my made up story of a pink rabbit named larry .. who lives in my head and eats my brains... has caused tat boredem .. to go away~

To all u ppl...who have just wasted 1min of ur live reading this piece of shit~
I have onli this to say...

the pink rabbit is real... and upon reading this article... it has managed to make its way into ur head... and is sucking on the juices... surrounding ur delicious brain...

Beware of the Pink Rabbit... Beware~

My Gun goes Bang Bang~ uR gun goes Pow Pow~

Ever wonder y they dont permit the sale of gunz in this country....
Sure.. guns are dangerous.. guns kill people....
BUt people are dangerous too... people kill people too~
Tats y people made guns in the 1st place..

Guns in the wrong hands are of course a dangerous concoction...
Guns in the hands of angry kids such as myself are also i deadly combination..
So dont sell me one... big deal... but to completly ban the sale of guns is a pretty "last resort" kinda thing..

But hey~

this is singapore.. the goverment knows best.. i respect tat...
I'm just saying.. let singapore sell gunz... let singaporeans buy the gunz...
let singaporean's use the guns... not on other ppl obviously... set up a firing range... (there's revenue for u)
Of course.. i dont condole the selling of gunz to people underage.. so just put an age limit on it...

Singapore is a safe country.... gunz would make it safer.... wouldn't u agree...~

i think i'd better stop now b4 my blog appears on the front page of the straits times...
u know how the singapore gov. is about free speech~

TeLL ur friends about me....
My reign Is just beginning~

Fre3ze OuT~~~~

Prelude~

Alot of people have blogs... they write about the things that happen in their lives... about how their day went... the stuff they saw.... the food they ate.. the tv shows they watched...

My blog isn't gonna be about shit like tat~

I'm not gonna let complete strangers knowing the thing's i've done... the places i've been... blah blah blah~ This blog is gonna be filled with the delirious & senseless rantings of a deranged and pissed off guy who's tired of giving a shit~

So all u perverted basterds who get off staring at the computer screen reading the life stories of people from the internet.... this is not the site for u.... ~

If i have offended anyone.... then i do apologize...
i couldn't care less.... so that u can care more~

Cheers~