confessions of a pedophile~

Halo-ed at aloy's after sch... raping sloppy with tanks was fun... then he got all weird n started sharing his pedophilic thoughts so we called the cops on him but he managed to escape~

folks if u see this turd wandering around playgrounds or outside of pre-schools dont hesitate to beat him....


Name: Sloppy aka. Slops aka. Sizzlin' Hot~
Real Name: unknown
Last known address: a hole under the bridge


Suspect was seen wearing (and probably will always be seem wearing... ) three-quater pants, a baggy shirt twice his size worn inside out, and a pair of fisherman flip-flops~

If some one fitting this discription walks up to u and says...
"hi, im a pedophile... can i touch ur ballllllllsssss?"
kick him at once or say u dont have any~

our papparazi managed to catch this rare footage of the kid rapist himself wandering the streets of bedok....


however, he managed to escape before the cops came..... so yeah... PARENTS! PROTECT UR KIDS NOW!



sharon is so shy~
luv the stickers though..... fuzzy jellyfish~

lalala~

snw~

this is sharon...


she's aloy's younger sister....
i dont really know her since i've never met her, but i seem to know more about her then some of her closest friends cause i did some friendship test and aced it so tat makes me really awsome~
i think she's nice, but i know she's a meany.. plus she takes after the brother~

this is the brother...


he's retarded...
nuff said~

i dunno wad else to write... will probably update on wed when i go their house and eat their food~
nice food, cam-whoring and video games awaits~

please come home early on wed so tat we may rant~ and bring hot cheer leader friends home if any~

anything tat annoy's aloy is so fun :)
kick the brother nowww~

power puff girls Z~ (the review)

i spent the entire day watchin random videos on utube n other video watchin sites n i decided to search for "Powerpuff Girls" videos since i havent been watchin alot of it lately.. n low & behold, looky wad i found...

ladies n gentlemen, i give u, "POWERPUFF GIRLS Z"~
hahahah! apparently its the japanese version of the ppgs. Its pretty much the same, with a touch of lame-ness & overly dramatic reactions tat most anime have....

get a load of this....


i must say the theme song from the american version sounds much better than this shit... its so much more catchy-er n cute... now, notice tat in the show, the girls dont go to "Pokey Oaks Elementary" but attend some Japanese high sch instead, and they got secret idenities since they gotta tell the teacher that their all sick at the same time instead of saying "there's a monster attackin townsvile n we're off to kick its ass"~ and since when does the Professer have a son? -_-

Also, wats with tat Blinking Belt Buckle thingy tat flashes everytime there's trouble? wat happened to the ppg hotline that was like, in every household in the american version.. wad, now they got communicators just like batman & the ninja turtles? COME ON!

And, instead of just blastin thru the celling like always, they actually have to run all the way up to the rooftop to morph into the ppgz using tat flicking belt buckle thingy. These rings magically appear on their fingers n they run it thru the lil blinking thing just like every other typical Power Ranger or Masked Raider Or wadever the hell cartoon out there that has some sort of morphing scene-_- u just gotta use some kinda magical doo hicky to unleash ur powers.... tsk~

so all that happens is that they jump around n dance a lil then get change into these outfits tat look like swimsuits with jackets n at the end of each morph, the girls would shout out their new names. Blossom is known as "Hyper Blossom", Bubbles as "Rolling Bubbles" & Buttercup as "Powered Buttercup" ...

now, let me just stop right there n say, wad the hell-_- ~
thats like a total rip off from the Power Rangers man~ its like jason morphing n he shouts out, "Red Ranger! POWER UP!" or some shit like tat.. come on... can it be anymore of a cliche?? and wats the point of havin a secret idenity if they keep goin round shoutin their names out in public.. oh.. n like adding the word "Hyper" or " Rolling" infront of it is gonna stop ppl from figurin out hu u truly are... u might as well call superman, "Super Clark Kent" or Batman "Ultimate Bruce Wayne"

ooOOOOHH~ NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW UR SECRET IDENITY THIS WAY....
wth were they thinkin -_- ~

Then there's the fact that in ppgz, Mojo Jojo's friggin huge! i mean, he's standing like, wad.... 7 foot tall! when in ppg, mojo is the height of a cereal box~ though i must say i do like this new look of his... however the fact that he broke into a kindergarden just to steal candy from pre-schoolers so tat he could eat them and "absorb all its nutrients n become big" is just stupid... why someone would do tat, let alone an evil villian is just beyond me.... cant u just go rob a frickin candy store instead?

tats like breakin into 10 houses n stealin onli money when u could've just robbed a friggin bank..... stupid 8 foot, pedophilic, batman cape wearing mother fker~

and, oh look... they got weapons too.... blossom's got a yoyo, bubbles some big ass bubble blowing stick with a ring at the end, n buttercup's got a hammer... now... i think onli the hammer counts as an ACTUAL weapon~ i mean, if some crazy person starts attacking u for no reason n u have no choice but to defend urself... i doubt the 1st thing u'd grab is a yoyo~ -_-

and wow.. Mojo has the ability to perform an "ah-do-ken" just like Ryu & Ken frm the street fighters~ wad ever happened to all his weapons of mass destruction ?? However he did use tat "Mojo Robo" thingy to fly away.. but y use it if he could already fly..... wait a min, since when could he even fly in the 1st place?! AND WHY THE HELL DID THEY STOP TO EAT ICE CREAM!?? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!

this is onli part 1 of 3 of the 1st episode of this piece of shit~ i wont even bother to watch part 2 n 3.... its stupid, lame and just plain retarded.... its a complete mockery of the original PPG show n should be banned from tv... y the hell did they even bother to make something like this? im sure there are plenty of other ideas for anime ... WAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKIN?!!!

to the creators of this shit...
FUCK U~
it suckin fucks, it fuckin sucks....



& i dont like it~

(fighting crime, tryin to save the world, here they come just in time .... )
boo ya :)

my mom is so cool~

yesterday, i was really bored so i decided to re-decorate the back of my ez-link card with stickers...... anyway, i took out my old stash of primary sch stickers i used to collect back when i was a lil sissy boy tat collected friggin' stickers instead of normal stuff like magic cards or digimon~

right... anyway.... i was happily pasting away all the diff stickers n placed some of the really old sch stickers aside to throw cause they where startin to get.. u know... un-stickable... cause... the glue was... u know... getting.. not sticky anymore....

-_-


so.. after decorating my ez-link, i decided to instead of throwing the old stickers away, to .... get this.... go into my sister's room n randomly stick them all over the place to amuse myself :)

i giggled to myself the entire time while doing tat.. stuck them all over the place..... on the walls, drawers, cupboards, mirror, door knobs, the wooden box u keep ur bed in....

point is.. the sister went all crazy n told my mom i smoked n had a tattoo.... all because of a couple of stickers.... stupid bitch~

but, to my suprize, mom didnt freak out at all.... she just told me something about how "youngsters" wanna try new shit n tat its cool as long as u dont over do it... (it sounds so uncool to use the word "youngsters", only old ppl say tat -_- not tat my mom's old.. shes pretty n she looks like she's 20~ )

she also told me not to extend my tatt anymore... but, here's the thing....

i really want to~

i had everything planned out.. was gonna do it like.. this week.... but all my plans went to shit thanks to my snitch sister n some gawd damn dragonball stickers....

gawd hates me man...
but then again... my mom's uber cool since she didnt disown me or anything... kudos to tat :)

oh ... here's a pic of the ez link... ain't it prrrreeuuutttyyyy? its got spongebob, spider-man, popeye, snoopy, garfield, pooh + tigger + piglet, some baby with a gun, strawberry shortcake & even a cute lil monk in the center~



my mom is so cool, i want to tattoo her name on me but she wont let me.... :(
tsk~

turds adventures#1: Pulau Ubin~

work yesterday was probably one of the lowest... was just so sick of all the stupid ppl n to make things worst, i had to work with the crazy bitch tomoro... tat really didnt make my day....

so, as i was walkin home from work tat night, aloy called n said the turds were planning a trip to ubin... i was hesitant at 1st cause manager did ask me not to play punk... but after i managed to come up with a good excuse, it was off to ubin! fk the crazy bitch.... i dont care~ my last day's on friday anyway so they cant fire me since im already quittin....

was to meet the turds at 11am at bedok interchange then take a bus down to changi~ little did i know, seeing as how i hardly get out much, that i could have simply taken one bus to changi rather than one bus n a train to go bedok, n then another bus back to changi...

anyway, had lunch there then headed to the docks to take the boat there....


Red - Aloy
Yellow - Victor
Green - Sloppy
Pink - Darren
Blue - Andrew
& the old dude in Brown was our boat driver~
(that other dude on the right is just some random fella, i dunno hu he is... )

Boat ride there was kinda cool... it was noisy as hell but the view of the island n the smell of the sea took ur mind of the rumbling motor...~


when we 1st got to Ubin, we went to get maps then rented bikes... it was costed $5... ok i guess.. but the bikes were pretty shitty... the riding was the most insane n exiting parts of the whole trip.... we basically went to every dirt road we came upon... which was so dumb when there was like... a prefectly safe, smooth n wide roadway right next to it...

but nooooooo, lets all be dumb n take the one tat looks like the entrance to pan's freakin labyrinth instead n get ourselves all killed...... n look wat happens...
there's this lil mud puddle in the middle of the road with a couple of planks on it...
"looks safe enough" i thought to myself, i'll just be a hero n ride across it... no big deal right?



kept askin them to fkin help me but they just kept laughing n recording me.... i have such gd friends~


i lost a gd pair of slippers tat day....

then we went all over the place... dont really know where... there was alot of abandoned houses n shit along the way... it was so damn "Woo-loo" there...

here's more random-ness from aloy n his new phone~


vicky fell of his bike on somewhere along the way n it dented the wheel n jammed the breaks... so since he was injured, i had to push the bike while he used mine..... now, try riding a bike then squeezing the breaks every time the wheel goes one round up a steep slope.... not cool~

after everything we had dinner at some seafood place behind the bike shops... it was really cheap n delicious.... slacked abit then headed to the docks to take the boat back...

as u know, ubin is full of stray dogs running around, pissin all over the place... well... at the dock there were like ... 5 of them just wanderin around.. n then one of them spotted this lil kitty cat hiding under some trolly thingy n all of them cornered it n started barkin at it.. it was really awful but kinda cool to watch... then this old dude came n chased them away... but tat didnt do much...

so then, the cat i think, must've seen an opportunity to run so it did... but u know... not even a human can outrun 5 dogs... so it got cornered at the ledge of the dock n at the point of desperation, took the plunge n jumped into the sea...

OMG! IT WAS SOOOO AWSOME TO WATCH! IT WAS LIKE SOMETHING OUTTA A MOVIE! I MEAN, ITS NOT LIKE EVERYDAY U GET TO SEE A CAT JUMP INTO THE OCEAN, CATS HATE WATER N TO SEE SUCH A CHASE SCENE UP CLOSE N 1ST HAND WAS JUST AWSOME!!! RWAR!!~

but then again... this is like.. animal cruelty n borderline sociopathic, so.. yeah.... not funny~ -_-

all in all it was a pretty cool day.... n it was nice to get back to singapore... went home n was feelin really hot n itchy from all the mosquito bites... i thought i had malaria but it just turned out i had a sunburn, so... im not gonna die~

this was my 1st time to ubin n it was pretty cool, wont be my last either....



ok tats it...
fre3ze out!

im a friendly bitch~

the airport feels like my 2nd home now... every where i go i keep wavin to ppl... made friends with alot of random workers there that gimmie free stuff n have all got my back whenever the crazy lady comes n gives me a hard time....

At Terminal 2, im friends with this funny indonesian cleaner guy, the pretty bank teller lady at uob counter no.3 & the security guard from the uob bank~

At Terminal 1, i know more ppl since i get sent here practically all the time cause no one wants to work with te crazy bitch.... anyway.. there's the uppercrust ppl, the 2 indian dude n dudette n the chinese aunty, the sweet jollybean aunties hu gimmie free soyabean to drink... then there's like the 4 cleaners, this old malay auntie in the tudong, the older malay aunty without the tudong, the younger malay girl, & this chinese uncle...

other random ppl include the bus driver from the shuttle service tat takes u to t2 n budget and tat guy tat pushes this trolly thing all around... yeeeah...

anyway, yesterday was such a bitch... it being gd friday n all... u'd think all the ppl would be at church praising the lord n shit... but nooo.... they all decided to use the 3days of public holidays to go on a freakin vacation... fkin anti-chirst turds -_-

n to make things worst.... all the stupid ppl decided to go on vacation n the smart ppl stayed home... more retarded Qs were asked...
"Is there wine in the pastry?"
"u sure there's no discount if i use nets?"
"if i stuck my finger up my ass would i crap outta my nose?"

Fuck all u stupid ppl....

plus, cause the oh so magnificent Establishment known as "PoLar" didnt have enough staff since all the indonesian students boycotted the place n didnt show up today cause they werent gettin paid....

*( again i dont blame them... if i had the time, i'd love to join in the riot carrying the picket fenced sign with the words "NO PAY NO WAY!" or some other forceful slogan & marchin up n down the airport gathering a big enough mob to rush the manager's house or some shit like tat... but i was too bz dealin with the needs of stupid ppl )

but the nice ppl around me did help me out... uppercrust aunty gave me 3 sandwitches for lunch cause i couldnt leave to go break...



Ham & Cheese, Chicken & Egg and Bacon & Egg Sandwitches... woot!
down tat with a nice glass of esprit i stole from the fridge n u get urself a nice tumy ache... but it was all worth it~

i busted my pinky from all the husle & bustle too, so this morning when i went to brush my teeth, the water hit my wound n it really hurt so i found this cool Garfield bandaid tat was apparently "water-proof" & "breatheable" n stuck it on.... look how cute it is! im so amused by it :)


anyway... i handed in my resignation letter yesterday so i wont have to deal with this shit for much longer.... hopefully the manager doesnt call me or wadever....

oh~ and another thing! i have been workin on saturdays for the pass 3 weeks n before tat i've been wakin up too late so i keep missing the powerpuff girls on tv... n now, the day im off, n despite last night's hectic-ness, i forced myself to wake up n turned on the tv, onli to find out some lame-ass show called "MOnster Allergy" had taken over the ppg...... -_-

FUCK! why cant u turds at media corp stop fuckin around with the cartoon schedule... all i ask on a saturday morning is for one decent cartoon, not 20 retard shows back to back in some gd friday cartoon EXTRAVAGANZA! It doesnt make ur channel better if u put shows like "pokemon series fuckin 1250" or "the adventure of sonic the blue fucktart" on! i mean.. The PowerPuff Girls are funny, cute, and everyone likes them.... if u think that the pokemon get u more ratings then fine.. go ahead... ohh.. the kids just love watch the same yellowed pinapple shaped fuck doing the same attacks on the same gawd damn bad guys hu try to always fuckin kidnap him for god knows wad reason over n over again, sure... kids love tat shit... ~

anyway, since mediacorp fucked my tv viewing pleasures, im gonna spend sometime with regina~ its been like a mth since i touched her... n she's gotten dusty... i;ve been thinkin wad kinda songs i should learn....

maybe the intro to "Snow (hey oh)" by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, or just master "Disenchanted" by Chemical Romance to play to JF? but then when i picked it up this morning, i realise i couldnt bend my pinky cause of my boo boo....


see.... i gotta stick my pinky out like some british person drinkin tea.... cant reach the last string.... -_-

so yeah... my saturday's pretty fucked....
i feel like going swimming... need to get a tan before i get inked....



who's a friendly bitch.....
i am~



tsk....

hungryyyy~

wakin up at 5 in the morning is NOT COOOOOL!~
fooled around at work today again... messed with the currency board when no one was lookin~


we're really short on staff since everyone seems to be quting and all the indonesian students have boycotted the place n not turned up for work cause management wouldnt pay them over time or something~

i spent like $12 over dollars on food today cause i didnt have to go to the canteen n eat cheaper stuff so i pigged alot on junk food n popeye's... at this rate i think i'll get cancer soon.....

had a lil mini picnic at the t1 place.... stole food n shared it with everyone.... i dont really care.... polar's been mean to us anyway by screwing up our pays n makin us work 16hr shifts.....


strawberry cheeese cake... $4.80~ for the public...
$0.00 for me~

tsk....

polar, the cake shop.. not the bear~

im feelin extra random today~ dont know y.. must be the lack of sleep tats gettin to me.... wakin up at 5am every morning for the pass few days to go to work is not cool....

u get to meet alot of weird ppl at the airport..... there are the white folks tat slang so much u dont even know wad their saying.... the weirdo jap ppl hu cant even speak eng and just freakin point at everything... to the indians hu ask if a chicken pie is vegetarian.... not forgettin the fussy-ass locals hu ask if there's discounts for everything....~

today was especially slow..... time went by like an asthmatic old dude with one leg~ pretty much did lots of dumb shit to amuse myself... played with the money from the cash register, stuck sticky tape to my finger nails n drew on them -_-


retarded, i know.... but it helped pass the time~


i stole alot of food from the place too.... passed them all out to my friends or anyone i feel like passin it out to really.... even traded them for more snacks from the neighbouring shops~

oh, the crazy lady's takin leave next week to go back to thailand... hope she chokes on a tic tack n dies~
crazy bitch -_-

i hope none of the managers reads this... dont wanna get fired or anything~

Customer: "What's in the vegetable pie?"
Me: "Vegetables..... -_-"

KILLL URSELF NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!