lil matchstick girL~

It was the night of new year's eve...
the 31st December of a year not too long ago....

The city was forced to endure its most numbing of winters.... families cuddled by the fireplace, with blankets over their heads and hot water-bottles tucked btw their legs... they reminise of Summer's heat as they grip their Hot chocolate tightly with both hands...

Outside in the shivering cold, a lil matchstick girL~ wondered... cold and famished with neither hat nor shoes. She treaded through the wind and snow... a single matchbox hugged firmly against her chest... she marched...

the icy winds blew and blew... brushing against her face like sandpaper, her feet, numb and worn, contined to tred through the thick snow... she was afraid to go home, her father would surely beat her if he'd find out she didnt sell any matches today.
the image of her father's belt and his tormenting lashes kept her going on thru the grizzly winter's night....

She managed to find a nook between two buildings where she huddled by herself.... even between concrete, the winter was like a furance of cold, peircing her skin with invisible knives...

her hands had turned a sickly blue and her face was pale like the moon....
she brushed off the twigs & soil from her badly tattered sweater... envious of the passer-bys with their fur coats and winter boots...

she was cold...
& she needed to keep warm~




*to be continued....

13MG TAR 1,0MG Nicotine.. yummy~

i hate sch... 4 weeks ago i couldn't wait to get back... but now its just such a drag... 3 days of 8am lessons a week... ending lessons at 5pm except for wednesday n friday....

plus with the term tests coming next week, everyone's rushing to the labs n libraries to do last minute stuff.... i spent the whole day runnin around like all the others, frantically trying to submit my shit in time...

went to the secret shop to get a pack of smokes... its been a weeks since i had a fix... but didnt have a lighter so i just waited till i got home...

its quite fasinating the wonderous properties of a cigarette... it not some wonderdrug tat magically takes all ur problems away... it just calms u down.... then theres all that crap about lung cancer and shit... well yeah smokin does kill... but so do the pesticides in the salads u eat... besides.. i think i'd die in some other manner, like... fallin off a cliff or something...
plus, i've been eating like a pregent woman these pass few days... i think its cause im dying~

anyway.. i guess should go study or something... its so not-cool to keep failing...
i wanna kill myself but i dont think god will let me...

dont know if SPCA is still on..... im afraid i might kill it or something...
but we could still go to look at the kitties if ur not too tired from camp :)


can someone buy me an ashtray... i just burnt the plastic cover of my book -_-


*stubbs out cig~

boo~

enjoys:

-scaring the lil kiddies at the swimmin pool with my tattoo and makin the parents feel uneasy around me~

-movin my lip piercing about and grossing-out curious on-lookers and (once again...) scaring the lil kiddies :)

-stoning in a corner & giving out an emo aura at the same time, makin ppl around me feel quite uneasy~

-sitting at a vantage point and starring out at ppl.... if they stare back, i'd just tilt my head to an angle n give them tat "wadru lookin at -_-" look with my eyes all wide & crazy lookin....


dislikes:

-having ppl brave enough to fnd out how un-bad-ass i actually am -_-



for everyone else....
u can call me the boggie man~

KITTY!~

tats it.. im gonna get a kitty... cause their so cute n cuddly and i want one...
i dont care wad the mother says.... my birthday's comin so i'll just say its a present from a friend or make up some sob story of how i found it in a box half dead & decided to adopt it outta the kindness of my heart...

gonna head down to the spca next sun with the fake gf~ im gonna get the most cutest one there with fur as black as night and eyes as foreboding as the moon~

im gonna call it some random name like "Turtle~" or "Darth Vader" and feed it milk n cookies all day~

weeeeee!
im so excited~
gonna get a kitty n im not lettin anyone touch it~


RWAR!!!
i mean... meow~

the benefits of a high metabolism rate ~

swam with the turds the other day cause it was really hot n we all just wanted to... plus since its been sorching these past few days, i'd figured i could get a cool tann while im at it...

but seeing as how god hates me n all.... he made it rain and i caught a cold -_- kept sneezin n my nose was running everywhere... but alas, it was nothing a nice bowl of Blk 85's Barr Chorr Meee couldn't cure~ it like my 3rd trip there in a row and im still lovin it...

i swear they put heroin in the BCM..... i ate so much last night.. 1st.. some left over porriage vic's mom made... then the BCM, 2 plates of carrot cake and to top it of... a cup of mashed potatos from 7-Eleven... i like potatos~ lalala

went to Jared's place to play with his kitty cat, hu's unoffical name is now " CHeeseDale" while the other's watched him W.O.W~ kept suckin on my fingers like it was a booob which was really ticklish but so cute~ it could fall alseep just suckin on it...

i kept it warm by covering it with my shirt n kept sayang-ing it... tee hee hee~ so cute lah... i wanted to steal him but then his parents came back n it ran back to jared's sister~

headed home about midnight, took a bath... and fell right to sleep...

Conclusion:
- god hates me~
- heroin was the secret ingredient for 85's BCM...
- Sugar cane & Honey-Lemon is my new favourite drink aside from strawberry milktea :)
- World of Warcraft is stupid -_-
- i want a kitty cat~



rawrrrr~

damn the feeling~

i saw the news today about the bombings in Iraq...
about the shootings of v-tech...
about the riots in taiwan....

i saw the news about the floods in indonesia....
about the ice caps melting...
about the earthquakes in japan....

i saw the news about the rainforest burning and the oil spills..
the animals dying out and the pollution and plauges....

then i saw on tv a picture of a lil girl with no legs smiling....
i smiled too~

the world's ending soon... i can feel it....
dont u?~

~~~~~~~~~~~

this is the squiggly line---> ~

i use it alot..
cause i can....

dont know wad it means or wad its for though... but its... on the keyboard so it must be important~ -_-

i tried googling it but nothing came out... its just there... next to the number 1.... and wats the other symbol on the same button as the squiggly line mean anyway... the "`"... its like a floating comma just tat its pointing the other way... again, nothing turns up when i google it... so, yeah...

i've never seen it used before in a sentence nor do i know wad symbolic meaning it represents... it just looks cool...
and i like it.... so there~


i like juice...
and potatos~


damn the curse of the phones....
squiggle squiggle~

mommy's day~

woke up early and wanted to make mom breakfast but didnt cause we were goin to grandma's place for lunch instead~ it was a really tiring day for me... dont know why.... i kept trying to sleep.. but just ended up lazing around in the bed & not actually falling asleep.....

anyway.. turds came over to check out Sephira~ but they came so late so i chased them off earlier cause i was gonna make mom dinner.... but ended up not doing it cause she wanted to make it-_-

Opended up the bottle of wine i bought a couple of days ago and had a toast.... it was nice...

and so.. here i am... in my room... alone in the dark.. with a glass of wine and Sephira by my side....

i feel so... calm right now~
bored.... but calm.... stupid fake gf wouldnt talk to me so.. wadever....

Tomoro's lesson's at 8 in the morning, i hate mondays... guess i'll just keep pouring more wine n enjoy wats left of this sunday~




cheers~

its coming~

reached sch at 8.05am this morning for mac tech but Rick made me wait for him so we could go in together... the basterd arrived at 8.40am and by then those engineering instructor ppl had already started so they didnt allow us to participate.... the choices were to sit at a corner and "self-study" for 4 hrs... or leave and be marked "absent"...

we choose the latter....

it was 9+ and too early to go anywhere... decided to go watch a movie or something to kill time since it was dumb to go home straight away... but we decided to go ikea cause i needed a comfy chair and some curtains to block out the glare from my window when im on sephira~ which... IS COMING TOMOROW!

reached there at like... 930-ish... but the place wasnt like... open yet.. so we ate at there 1st... u know... tat big canteen place tat sells the cool meatballs.... yeah... there was this set meal thingy tat costs onli a dollar... with free coffee refills.... sweeet~

by 10.30 the place was allowed access so we went in..... walked around and saw lots of cool shit.... there were like.. tons of useless stuff i wanted to buy just to make my room look cool.. but.. im poor so....yeah~

Anyway... since i didnt really know the measurements of my window, i couldnt get the curtains but i got this really spiffy chair at $98 bucks...


and a floor lamp at $19.. doesnt come with the bulb though....

it felt really cool buying furniture for yrself.... the journey back was a real bitch... had to carry the friggin box all the way home.... but it was really cool fixing everything up and stuff.. it was like lego~

Tomorow i'll be heading down to Sim Lim with the Uncle to get the parts to upgrade sophia~ and buy W.O.W~ cause i have no life~... dont judge me -_-

i've been goin up to my mom every 15 mins saying "ITS COMING!" to her and waving my fists in the air~ she just shoos me off... but i'll be nice since mommy's day is in 2 days....

im so excited.... she's coming.... Sephira's coming~


*faints~

the perfect girL~

i had a weird dream last night.... it goes like this.....

there was this lil lion the size of.. i dunno... maybe a bowling ball... and it was living in my bedroom... and like, i was afraid to touch it but i wanted to keep it as a pet... but then one day it goes all crazy n starts biting my hand..

so then, i went n told my mom about it... who then suggests that maybe i should feed it... so i feed it a plate of Char Siew and Otak~ then placed it bedroom floor with a bowl of water and left... then when i came back, the plate n bowl was empty and the mini lion was gone...

yeeeahhh.... -_-
thats the dream~

(not onli is it one of the most weirdest and amusing dreams i've had.. its also got nothing to do with the title of this post.... i just figured i'd share it cause its my blog n i do wat i want with it... so there~ )

anyway, on the way home i saw "Emo Chick~", "girL~ From the Bus #2" and "Calender girL~" all at bus stop... it seemed to me tat it was kinda like a sign from above tellin me to go up and talk to one of them or something....

i played the whole "i-stare-at-u, u-stare-at-me" thing with them before so they recongize me but they dont actually know me~ hopefully that'll change soon... all i need is just the right opportunity to be able to chat one up.... but there has yet to be one of those moments.. so.. yeah... but its cool... i'll just wait...~

but in case any of u ladies feel a lil impatient... i decided to make a list of wad my version of a perfect girL~ would be....

the perfect girL's race is unknown really.... but if she were malay, she wouldnt be wearing a Tudong and if she were chinese,she wouldnt be one of those "ching-chiong-chang" types tat act jap and speak chinese all day.....

instead, perfect girL~ would have an uber cool accent... maybe british or american... oh doesnt matter their both equally hot~ She'd have the sweetest eyes to go along with her sugar-coated voice.... her scent would be tat of summer's breeze leaving and winter's chill foreboding~

perfect girL~ would be slim, and beautiful.... her hair would be long and smooth and it'd lay across her face, covering one eye ever so seductively~ she'd be really smart and open-minded.. when we're together, i'd be able to do dumb stuff around her & she'd just laugh instead of thinking how weird i am...

Perfect girL~ would be close with her family memebers... she'd have a lil sister and a brother & a dog named December~ She'll know how to cook, and how to take care of herself and her family.....

Perfect girL~ would be rich and live in a mansion up on the Hills~ she'd be one of those artsy types tat enjoy painting and trips to the museum ... she'll have the same taste in music as i do and plays the piano~

perfect girL~ would lay with me instead of run for shelter when it rains in the middle of our picnic... she'd rest her head on my shoulders during a Michael Buble concert and hold my hand tightly during a scary movie~

Perfect girL's kisses would be as soft as rose pedels and sweet like the smile of a newborn... her touch, warm like the summer and fresh like the spring~

:)

Perfect girL~ sounds really great... cause she's smart and sweet and ... well... perfect~

Perfect girL is also not real.... but that's never seemed to bother me since one's never existed before in the first place~ but its alright.... its all good.... :)

ooh.. if any of u ladies fit this describition... dont hesitate to call~

555-if-only-it-were-this-easy~

tsk~

turd adventures#2 - Spider-man3

it rainned beautifully this morning, which just made wakin up tat much harder... the childish sister hid my "going-out" spectacles from me so i ended up being late n looking stupid since i had to wear my ugly glasses to sch...

MCT was a real bitch~ the teacher blacklisted me since she chased me out of the class last week n this week im late n didnt bring the book~ Well fuck u then u insensitive bitch... now im stuck with a bunch of stupid noobs for groupmates and i dont know anything about the subject... thanks for setting me back one lab... bitch -_-

went to watch Spider-man 3 with the turds... 11 of them... i pretty much kept to myself n stoned the whole time cause i was really tired... plus with me being so fugly lookin today didnt help...~

overall spider-man3 was pretty cool~ at 1st i was pretty unsure if the dude from "That 70's show" was suited to play the role of Venom~ but he was alright... and then we got the whole emo spidy at the church tower slittin his wrists cause he punched MJ~

the onli REAL good guy in the show i must say, has to be Flint Marko aka. The Sandman.... who's only reason to rob ppl is to get the money to help save his sweet lil daugther from lukimeia or watever the hell sickness she's got~ If i had a dying daugther and the ability to turn into dust and smash stuff, i'd totally use my powers to rob banks n shit....


so... yeah.. tats about it... hmmm.... its such an emo day~
i want my hoody jacket nowww~

reminisin~ (did i spell tat right?)

nothin to do today so i just read all my past blog entries.... anyway i decided to pick some out and re-publish them like a tribute or something~ so.. yeah... check'em out...

lets see... there's the stupid ones i did when i had nothin better to do....
gibberish~
Ever Wondered If.......... (Santa Claus was Real~)
and the ever popular...
101 ways to kill urself... the macho way~

the "i luv fridays & hate mondays" posts...
friday mornings~
friday afternoon~
i hate mondays~

we got the Tattoo Chronicles...
body art~
my mom's gonna kill me~

as well as the ever popular "the girL~" series...
the girL~
le demoiselle deux ( the girL part 2~ )
ode to the girL ~ (part III)

and then a couple of random ones.....
My Mother~
anti-chinese~
writings of a solitarian~
World through my eyes~

First of May's the start of Summer... all the big blockbusters will be out soon... gonna watch Spider-man3 tomoro wth the turds~
i wanna get tight black jeans & a hoody jacket... anyone wanna go shoppin with me?


whoa ooh... love songs for the genuinely cunning~
-infinity on high-

confessions of a pedophile~

Halo-ed at aloy's after sch... raping sloppy with tanks was fun... then he got all weird n started sharing his pedophilic thoughts so we called the cops on him but he managed to escape~

folks if u see this turd wandering around playgrounds or outside of pre-schools dont hesitate to beat him....


Name: Sloppy aka. Slops aka. Sizzlin' Hot~
Real Name: unknown
Last known address: a hole under the bridge


Suspect was seen wearing (and probably will always be seem wearing... ) three-quater pants, a baggy shirt twice his size worn inside out, and a pair of fisherman flip-flops~

If some one fitting this discription walks up to u and says...
"hi, im a pedophile... can i touch ur ballllllllsssss?"
kick him at once or say u dont have any~

our papparazi managed to catch this rare footage of the kid rapist himself wandering the streets of bedok....


however, he managed to escape before the cops came..... so yeah... PARENTS! PROTECT UR KIDS NOW!



sharon is so shy~
luv the stickers though..... fuzzy jellyfish~

lalala~

snw~

this is sharon...


she's aloy's younger sister....
i dont really know her since i've never met her, but i seem to know more about her then some of her closest friends cause i did some friendship test and aced it so tat makes me really awsome~
i think she's nice, but i know she's a meany.. plus she takes after the brother~

this is the brother...


he's retarded...
nuff said~

i dunno wad else to write... will probably update on wed when i go their house and eat their food~
nice food, cam-whoring and video games awaits~

please come home early on wed so tat we may rant~ and bring hot cheer leader friends home if any~

anything tat annoy's aloy is so fun :)
kick the brother nowww~

power puff girls Z~ (the review)

i spent the entire day watchin random videos on utube n other video watchin sites n i decided to search for "Powerpuff Girls" videos since i havent been watchin alot of it lately.. n low & behold, looky wad i found...

ladies n gentlemen, i give u, "POWERPUFF GIRLS Z"~
hahahah! apparently its the japanese version of the ppgs. Its pretty much the same, with a touch of lame-ness & overly dramatic reactions tat most anime have....

get a load of this....


i must say the theme song from the american version sounds much better than this shit... its so much more catchy-er n cute... now, notice tat in the show, the girls dont go to "Pokey Oaks Elementary" but attend some Japanese high sch instead, and they got secret idenities since they gotta tell the teacher that their all sick at the same time instead of saying "there's a monster attackin townsvile n we're off to kick its ass"~ and since when does the Professer have a son? -_-

Also, wats with tat Blinking Belt Buckle thingy tat flashes everytime there's trouble? wat happened to the ppg hotline that was like, in every household in the american version.. wad, now they got communicators just like batman & the ninja turtles? COME ON!

And, instead of just blastin thru the celling like always, they actually have to run all the way up to the rooftop to morph into the ppgz using tat flicking belt buckle thingy. These rings magically appear on their fingers n they run it thru the lil blinking thing just like every other typical Power Ranger or Masked Raider Or wadever the hell cartoon out there that has some sort of morphing scene-_- u just gotta use some kinda magical doo hicky to unleash ur powers.... tsk~

so all that happens is that they jump around n dance a lil then get change into these outfits tat look like swimsuits with jackets n at the end of each morph, the girls would shout out their new names. Blossom is known as "Hyper Blossom", Bubbles as "Rolling Bubbles" & Buttercup as "Powered Buttercup" ...

now, let me just stop right there n say, wad the hell-_- ~
thats like a total rip off from the Power Rangers man~ its like jason morphing n he shouts out, "Red Ranger! POWER UP!" or some shit like tat.. come on... can it be anymore of a cliche?? and wats the point of havin a secret idenity if they keep goin round shoutin their names out in public.. oh.. n like adding the word "Hyper" or " Rolling" infront of it is gonna stop ppl from figurin out hu u truly are... u might as well call superman, "Super Clark Kent" or Batman "Ultimate Bruce Wayne"

ooOOOOHH~ NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW UR SECRET IDENITY THIS WAY....
wth were they thinkin -_- ~

Then there's the fact that in ppgz, Mojo Jojo's friggin huge! i mean, he's standing like, wad.... 7 foot tall! when in ppg, mojo is the height of a cereal box~ though i must say i do like this new look of his... however the fact that he broke into a kindergarden just to steal candy from pre-schoolers so tat he could eat them and "absorb all its nutrients n become big" is just stupid... why someone would do tat, let alone an evil villian is just beyond me.... cant u just go rob a frickin candy store instead?

tats like breakin into 10 houses n stealin onli money when u could've just robbed a friggin bank..... stupid 8 foot, pedophilic, batman cape wearing mother fker~

and, oh look... they got weapons too.... blossom's got a yoyo, bubbles some big ass bubble blowing stick with a ring at the end, n buttercup's got a hammer... now... i think onli the hammer counts as an ACTUAL weapon~ i mean, if some crazy person starts attacking u for no reason n u have no choice but to defend urself... i doubt the 1st thing u'd grab is a yoyo~ -_-

and wow.. Mojo has the ability to perform an "ah-do-ken" just like Ryu & Ken frm the street fighters~ wad ever happened to all his weapons of mass destruction ?? However he did use tat "Mojo Robo" thingy to fly away.. but y use it if he could already fly..... wait a min, since when could he even fly in the 1st place?! AND WHY THE HELL DID THEY STOP TO EAT ICE CREAM!?? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!

this is onli part 1 of 3 of the 1st episode of this piece of shit~ i wont even bother to watch part 2 n 3.... its stupid, lame and just plain retarded.... its a complete mockery of the original PPG show n should be banned from tv... y the hell did they even bother to make something like this? im sure there are plenty of other ideas for anime ... WAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKIN?!!!

to the creators of this shit...
FUCK U~
it suckin fucks, it fuckin sucks....



& i dont like it~

(fighting crime, tryin to save the world, here they come just in time .... )
boo ya :)

my mom is so cool~

yesterday, i was really bored so i decided to re-decorate the back of my ez-link card with stickers...... anyway, i took out my old stash of primary sch stickers i used to collect back when i was a lil sissy boy tat collected friggin' stickers instead of normal stuff like magic cards or digimon~

right... anyway.... i was happily pasting away all the diff stickers n placed some of the really old sch stickers aside to throw cause they where startin to get.. u know... un-stickable... cause... the glue was... u know... getting.. not sticky anymore....

-_-


so.. after decorating my ez-link, i decided to instead of throwing the old stickers away, to .... get this.... go into my sister's room n randomly stick them all over the place to amuse myself :)

i giggled to myself the entire time while doing tat.. stuck them all over the place..... on the walls, drawers, cupboards, mirror, door knobs, the wooden box u keep ur bed in....

point is.. the sister went all crazy n told my mom i smoked n had a tattoo.... all because of a couple of stickers.... stupid bitch~

but, to my suprize, mom didnt freak out at all.... she just told me something about how "youngsters" wanna try new shit n tat its cool as long as u dont over do it... (it sounds so uncool to use the word "youngsters", only old ppl say tat -_- not tat my mom's old.. shes pretty n she looks like she's 20~ )

she also told me not to extend my tatt anymore... but, here's the thing....

i really want to~

i had everything planned out.. was gonna do it like.. this week.... but all my plans went to shit thanks to my snitch sister n some gawd damn dragonball stickers....

gawd hates me man...
but then again... my mom's uber cool since she didnt disown me or anything... kudos to tat :)

oh ... here's a pic of the ez link... ain't it prrrreeuuutttyyyy? its got spongebob, spider-man, popeye, snoopy, garfield, pooh + tigger + piglet, some baby with a gun, strawberry shortcake & even a cute lil monk in the center~



my mom is so cool, i want to tattoo her name on me but she wont let me.... :(
tsk~

turds adventures#1: Pulau Ubin~

work yesterday was probably one of the lowest... was just so sick of all the stupid ppl n to make things worst, i had to work with the crazy bitch tomoro... tat really didnt make my day....

so, as i was walkin home from work tat night, aloy called n said the turds were planning a trip to ubin... i was hesitant at 1st cause manager did ask me not to play punk... but after i managed to come up with a good excuse, it was off to ubin! fk the crazy bitch.... i dont care~ my last day's on friday anyway so they cant fire me since im already quittin....

was to meet the turds at 11am at bedok interchange then take a bus down to changi~ little did i know, seeing as how i hardly get out much, that i could have simply taken one bus to changi rather than one bus n a train to go bedok, n then another bus back to changi...

anyway, had lunch there then headed to the docks to take the boat there....


Red - Aloy
Yellow - Victor
Green - Sloppy
Pink - Darren
Blue - Andrew
& the old dude in Brown was our boat driver~
(that other dude on the right is just some random fella, i dunno hu he is... )

Boat ride there was kinda cool... it was noisy as hell but the view of the island n the smell of the sea took ur mind of the rumbling motor...~


when we 1st got to Ubin, we went to get maps then rented bikes... it was costed $5... ok i guess.. but the bikes were pretty shitty... the riding was the most insane n exiting parts of the whole trip.... we basically went to every dirt road we came upon... which was so dumb when there was like... a prefectly safe, smooth n wide roadway right next to it...

but nooooooo, lets all be dumb n take the one tat looks like the entrance to pan's freakin labyrinth instead n get ourselves all killed...... n look wat happens...
there's this lil mud puddle in the middle of the road with a couple of planks on it...
"looks safe enough" i thought to myself, i'll just be a hero n ride across it... no big deal right?



kept askin them to fkin help me but they just kept laughing n recording me.... i have such gd friends~


i lost a gd pair of slippers tat day....

then we went all over the place... dont really know where... there was alot of abandoned houses n shit along the way... it was so damn "Woo-loo" there...

here's more random-ness from aloy n his new phone~


vicky fell of his bike on somewhere along the way n it dented the wheel n jammed the breaks... so since he was injured, i had to push the bike while he used mine..... now, try riding a bike then squeezing the breaks every time the wheel goes one round up a steep slope.... not cool~

after everything we had dinner at some seafood place behind the bike shops... it was really cheap n delicious.... slacked abit then headed to the docks to take the boat back...

as u know, ubin is full of stray dogs running around, pissin all over the place... well... at the dock there were like ... 5 of them just wanderin around.. n then one of them spotted this lil kitty cat hiding under some trolly thingy n all of them cornered it n started barkin at it.. it was really awful but kinda cool to watch... then this old dude came n chased them away... but tat didnt do much...

so then, the cat i think, must've seen an opportunity to run so it did... but u know... not even a human can outrun 5 dogs... so it got cornered at the ledge of the dock n at the point of desperation, took the plunge n jumped into the sea...

OMG! IT WAS SOOOO AWSOME TO WATCH! IT WAS LIKE SOMETHING OUTTA A MOVIE! I MEAN, ITS NOT LIKE EVERYDAY U GET TO SEE A CAT JUMP INTO THE OCEAN, CATS HATE WATER N TO SEE SUCH A CHASE SCENE UP CLOSE N 1ST HAND WAS JUST AWSOME!!! RWAR!!~

but then again... this is like.. animal cruelty n borderline sociopathic, so.. yeah.... not funny~ -_-

all in all it was a pretty cool day.... n it was nice to get back to singapore... went home n was feelin really hot n itchy from all the mosquito bites... i thought i had malaria but it just turned out i had a sunburn, so... im not gonna die~

this was my 1st time to ubin n it was pretty cool, wont be my last either....



ok tats it...
fre3ze out!

im a friendly bitch~

the airport feels like my 2nd home now... every where i go i keep wavin to ppl... made friends with alot of random workers there that gimmie free stuff n have all got my back whenever the crazy lady comes n gives me a hard time....

At Terminal 2, im friends with this funny indonesian cleaner guy, the pretty bank teller lady at uob counter no.3 & the security guard from the uob bank~

At Terminal 1, i know more ppl since i get sent here practically all the time cause no one wants to work with te crazy bitch.... anyway.. there's the uppercrust ppl, the 2 indian dude n dudette n the chinese aunty, the sweet jollybean aunties hu gimmie free soyabean to drink... then there's like the 4 cleaners, this old malay auntie in the tudong, the older malay aunty without the tudong, the younger malay girl, & this chinese uncle...

other random ppl include the bus driver from the shuttle service tat takes u to t2 n budget and tat guy tat pushes this trolly thing all around... yeeeah...

anyway, yesterday was such a bitch... it being gd friday n all... u'd think all the ppl would be at church praising the lord n shit... but nooo.... they all decided to use the 3days of public holidays to go on a freakin vacation... fkin anti-chirst turds -_-

n to make things worst.... all the stupid ppl decided to go on vacation n the smart ppl stayed home... more retarded Qs were asked...
"Is there wine in the pastry?"
"u sure there's no discount if i use nets?"
"if i stuck my finger up my ass would i crap outta my nose?"

Fuck all u stupid ppl....

plus, cause the oh so magnificent Establishment known as "PoLar" didnt have enough staff since all the indonesian students boycotted the place n didnt show up today cause they werent gettin paid....

*( again i dont blame them... if i had the time, i'd love to join in the riot carrying the picket fenced sign with the words "NO PAY NO WAY!" or some other forceful slogan & marchin up n down the airport gathering a big enough mob to rush the manager's house or some shit like tat... but i was too bz dealin with the needs of stupid ppl )

but the nice ppl around me did help me out... uppercrust aunty gave me 3 sandwitches for lunch cause i couldnt leave to go break...



Ham & Cheese, Chicken & Egg and Bacon & Egg Sandwitches... woot!
down tat with a nice glass of esprit i stole from the fridge n u get urself a nice tumy ache... but it was all worth it~

i busted my pinky from all the husle & bustle too, so this morning when i went to brush my teeth, the water hit my wound n it really hurt so i found this cool Garfield bandaid tat was apparently "water-proof" & "breatheable" n stuck it on.... look how cute it is! im so amused by it :)


anyway... i handed in my resignation letter yesterday so i wont have to deal with this shit for much longer.... hopefully the manager doesnt call me or wadever....

oh~ and another thing! i have been workin on saturdays for the pass 3 weeks n before tat i've been wakin up too late so i keep missing the powerpuff girls on tv... n now, the day im off, n despite last night's hectic-ness, i forced myself to wake up n turned on the tv, onli to find out some lame-ass show called "MOnster Allergy" had taken over the ppg...... -_-

FUCK! why cant u turds at media corp stop fuckin around with the cartoon schedule... all i ask on a saturday morning is for one decent cartoon, not 20 retard shows back to back in some gd friday cartoon EXTRAVAGANZA! It doesnt make ur channel better if u put shows like "pokemon series fuckin 1250" or "the adventure of sonic the blue fucktart" on! i mean.. The PowerPuff Girls are funny, cute, and everyone likes them.... if u think that the pokemon get u more ratings then fine.. go ahead... ohh.. the kids just love watch the same yellowed pinapple shaped fuck doing the same attacks on the same gawd damn bad guys hu try to always fuckin kidnap him for god knows wad reason over n over again, sure... kids love tat shit... ~

anyway, since mediacorp fucked my tv viewing pleasures, im gonna spend sometime with regina~ its been like a mth since i touched her... n she's gotten dusty... i;ve been thinkin wad kinda songs i should learn....

maybe the intro to "Snow (hey oh)" by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, or just master "Disenchanted" by Chemical Romance to play to JF? but then when i picked it up this morning, i realise i couldnt bend my pinky cause of my boo boo....


see.... i gotta stick my pinky out like some british person drinkin tea.... cant reach the last string.... -_-

so yeah... my saturday's pretty fucked....
i feel like going swimming... need to get a tan before i get inked....



who's a friendly bitch.....
i am~



tsk....

hungryyyy~

wakin up at 5 in the morning is NOT COOOOOL!~
fooled around at work today again... messed with the currency board when no one was lookin~


we're really short on staff since everyone seems to be quting and all the indonesian students have boycotted the place n not turned up for work cause management wouldnt pay them over time or something~

i spent like $12 over dollars on food today cause i didnt have to go to the canteen n eat cheaper stuff so i pigged alot on junk food n popeye's... at this rate i think i'll get cancer soon.....

had a lil mini picnic at the t1 place.... stole food n shared it with everyone.... i dont really care.... polar's been mean to us anyway by screwing up our pays n makin us work 16hr shifts.....


strawberry cheeese cake... $4.80~ for the public...
$0.00 for me~

tsk....

polar, the cake shop.. not the bear~

im feelin extra random today~ dont know y.. must be the lack of sleep tats gettin to me.... wakin up at 5am every morning for the pass few days to go to work is not cool....

u get to meet alot of weird ppl at the airport..... there are the white folks tat slang so much u dont even know wad their saying.... the weirdo jap ppl hu cant even speak eng and just freakin point at everything... to the indians hu ask if a chicken pie is vegetarian.... not forgettin the fussy-ass locals hu ask if there's discounts for everything....~

today was especially slow..... time went by like an asthmatic old dude with one leg~ pretty much did lots of dumb shit to amuse myself... played with the money from the cash register, stuck sticky tape to my finger nails n drew on them -_-


retarded, i know.... but it helped pass the time~


i stole alot of food from the place too.... passed them all out to my friends or anyone i feel like passin it out to really.... even traded them for more snacks from the neighbouring shops~

oh, the crazy lady's takin leave next week to go back to thailand... hope she chokes on a tic tack n dies~
crazy bitch -_-

i hope none of the managers reads this... dont wanna get fired or anything~

Customer: "What's in the vegetable pie?"
Me: "Vegetables..... -_-"

KILLL URSELF NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!