Saturday, April 28, 2007

confessions of a pedophile~

Halo-ed at aloy's after sch... raping sloppy with tanks was fun... then he got all weird n started sharing his pedophilic thoughts so we called the cops on him but he managed to escape~

folks if u see this turd wandering around playgrounds or outside of pre-schools dont hesitate to beat him....


Name: Sloppy aka. Slops aka. Sizzlin' Hot~
Real Name: unknown
Last known address: a hole under the bridge


Suspect was seen wearing (and probably will always be seem wearing... ) three-quater pants, a baggy shirt twice his size worn inside out, and a pair of fisherman flip-flops~

If some one fitting this discription walks up to u and says...
"hi, im a pedophile... can i touch ur ballllllllsssss?"
kick him at once or say u dont have any~

our papparazi managed to catch this rare footage of the kid rapist himself wandering the streets of bedok....


however, he managed to escape before the cops came..... so yeah... PARENTS! PROTECT UR KIDS NOW!



sharon is so shy~
luv the stickers though..... fuzzy jellyfish~

lalala~

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