"HeLL"-o everyone... today is a very special day in the history of the world...
This date 06/06/06 can onli happen once every 1000 years..
Today we celibrate one of the most important events in all of history~!!!
It is of course.. none other than...
SATAN'S BIRTHDAY !!!
HAPPY bIRTHD@y tooo YoU~
h@pPy B1rtHdaY 2 U ~
haPPy BrtHDAy to SATAN ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOO UUUUUuuuuu!!!!
Yes! tats right! today we celibrate the Birth of the DEVIL!
On this joyous occasion.. ppl all over the world are Sacrificing Virgins to Volcanos n Drinkin the blood of children to commemorate this day...
Also on this day.. all Satanic Worshipers get a 66% discount on all Wooden crosses & Goats as well as the occasional Weapons of Mass Destruction...
Oh yes, did i forgot to mention tat at 6.06pm tonight...
THE WORLD IS GONNA END!
YES! tats right! So for a limited time onli.. there will be a sale on Hang-Man ropes... Guns... Electric Chairs.. Carbon Monoxide Gas tanks & other do-it-yourself Suicide materials.. in case u wanna take urself out b4 the big BANG!
There will also be Free admission thru the Gates of HeLL for one day onli! Lucifer himself will Greet u at the Entrance .. so wat are u waitin for?!
DIE NOW!
This Gr8 Offer onli lasts till midnight tonite!
DOnt miss tis chance to spend ur after-life condemed to face everlasting punishment & DOOM while suffering eternal Damnation in the Firery Depths Of HELL..
FOR ALL OF ETERNITY~!!!!
Miss this chance & u'll have to commit Mass Murder or Blow SHit up not to mention spending ur days alive rotting in jail for YEARS b4 u could ever get a chance to stand beside Satan.... ~
Heaven is Overrated.. HeLL is the PLace to Be....~
As Hitler Once said...
"Life's A Bitch... & then u Die... so Fuck the world & LETS GET HIGH!"
Fre3ze (ur Lord & Master) OuT!~
9 comments:
bullshit post,why not you die and everyone will jump for joy,or maybe no one will even know
dude.. when i find out hu u r im going to rape u with a tree branch...
LOL.Hey,satan's boi,nice post.But too bad the world have not end as you predicted..Damn..
Hmm.. maybe the next time u could remind Satan to kill us all on his birthday....
you are so sadistic.. just go knock ur head on the wall and die
i know u r but wat am i~
yah man,just die,but don't kill yahself,coz there will be one last person to laugh at?
At least if someone kills you ,you might be a hero.
now ur just talkin nonsense...
go bother some one else... ~
LOL.... why u wan us all die so much ???
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