Things THat i HaTe~ Part I

Hi everyone...

Lately theres been this kinda email tats been going round either about some

*quote, unquote ..."Eye-Test" or they show u 2 pictures and say something like
" theres something wrong with this picture.. can u find the difference?"

Then... as ur staring intensively at the screen..

BAM! this MOTHER FUGLY face of some rotting corpse appears on ur screen followed by a blood curdling scream that scares the SHIT out of u...
causing watever beverage u were drinkin at that moment to come squirtin out through ur nose... or .. if ur weak hearted.. either soil urself.. or gave u a heart attack..
killing u instantly...


To the basterds hu created this shit as well as those who sent it out.....

FUCK YOU..

Its people like u hu got no social life... staring at ur computer screens all day wondering....

"hmm.. seeing as i got nothin better to do.. y dont i invent a programme tat deceiving lures ppl into an intense concentration to the screen ... before unleashing a freakishly disturbing image of an atrocious face to them... just for the fun of it .."

Human beings are a stupid lot... We invent the race car.. one of the fastest land machines ... and wat do we do with tat technology?
WE take a bunch of morons.. give them each a top notch race car.. and let them drive'em round n round in a circle....

We invent the internet... the source of all knowledge in the world.. and wat do u ppl do ?!
We surf pornography... and invent STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS TO SCARE PPL!!!!

again... FUCK you...

these cheeky basterds have been ever so cunning as to constantly updating their prgrammes.. making it even more difficult to tell if something is gonna happen...


there are the least suspicious ones where by they play some nice soothing music as a horse rides gallently across the sunset then all of a sudden...
SMACK-DAD on the screen is that horrendous fuck of a face followed by that scream...

FUCK U MAN....
dont u know ppl can die from shit like this?!

HOw would u like it if one day someone e-mails u some "Help spot the difference" game and having previously been listenin to ur Backstreet Boys CD..innocently left the speakers at full-blast...

(the following may take some imagination.. but hey.. it could happen... )

A decapitated head flashes onto ur screen together with a mother of an ear popping scream...

" AHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!! " goes the floating head...

ur PC explodes and the glass shards from ur monitor shatters into a million tiny pieces and stabs ur eyeballs ... rendering u blind and in extreme pain..

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! MY EYES !!!!"

and as u Helplessly stumbling for help.. u accidentally step on ur pet cat's tail..
she shrills in pain and jumps onto ur face.. clinging onto ur head...using her claws furiously to ravages ur eyes out of their sockets in an attempt to get back at u...

"AHHHHGGGRRRRR!!!! OMG !!!!" u scream...

now with ur eye sockets dangling as low as ur elbows.. u stumble over the window ledge and plummet 21 stories down into a truck of 12 inch nails.. all.. unfortunatly.. pointing upwards...

" AHHHHhhh !!! im falling!!! "
and then..

u die...

All because of some stupid ass e-mail...created by a bunch of morons...

1st of.. anyone hu listens to backstreet boys should be killed...
and hey~ it could happen....

Fre3ze ... OUT!~