Saturday, October 15, 2005

sMoKing Vs DRinking

I bet ur wondering urself about this topic~

Well let me start off by cursing the Alcoholics...

Alcohol is a wonderful drug.. but for fuck sakes.. drink responsibly... it just really TicKs me off... when some drunk basterd starts patting u on the back like ur his best friend... and start talking about the Philosophy of Life.. while trying to pick up some women at the bar~

The last thing we need is some drunken Fuck puke'in on the tables..
Its not cool for the ppl who have to clean it up~

And wat about those people tat tell u how wasted they got the night before.. like they deserve some award or something...

People like this should be kill~

In fact... just let them drive home by themselves...
Take thier keys.. turn up the engine.. and send them on their way with a bottle of Jack Danial's tucked between their laps..

One of 3 things would happen...

No.1
They get pulled over by the cops and are beaten up for resisting arrest due to their drunk state...

No.2
They drive head 1st into a telephone poll and die or become paralysised...
(Cruel u say? well they should have thought of that before unleashing their drunken stupidity to the world~...)

and my least favourite..
No.3
they make it home safely and pass out in front of thier doors... and live to drink another day~
Lucky Basterds~

And how about smokers?

The Last thing we need is some guy running around throwing cigerette butts everywhere trying to start a fire!

Its Not CooL .. when ur on FIRE~

Singapore is Hot enough.. u dont need to be putting something on fire... in ur Mouth~

Lets be honest... if ppl were to drink.. and smoke responsibly.. there wouldn't be laws against it...

Nothing is ever gd for u.. nothing is ever bad either...

just use it responsibly.. and everything would be ok~

for all u assholes hu are too drunk or too high to understand wat im sayin...
Go kill urselfs...

oh yeah.. and say no to drugs..

Fre3ze oUt~~~~~

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey PHUNK...out of all i like the topic... but i dun like the way u discuss... it... your other post are better said then this...
hehehe...

aaron said...

oh really... well .. this is me giving a damn..

lalalalala~

KILLERROMANCE said...

long live to smokers

Anonymous said...

u suck and should just die i hate you and all ur topics and no u cant kill me if u cant find me mauahhahahahaha


sincerely sloppy