the mother called n forced me to see a doctor yesterday, so i had to go.... went to the polyclinic at around 3.45pm then waited for maybe 45min before i got to see the doc...
i took of my glasses n he was like, "woa, that looks pretty bad son, im afraid ur gonna loose ur vision forever... aww well, sucks to be u... NEXT!"
yeah i was just makin tat up... it went like this...
poly clinic doc: "woa, that looks pretty bad, i think its best i refer u to an eye specialist at changi hospital"
Me: "err... wokay~"
so, seeing as i got nothin better to do, i made my way to CGH, the A&E department... i found out wad A&E stood for wen i got there.. "ACCIDENT & EMERGENCY"
wooooooooooooooooo~
how cool was tat, i was like... up there with all the burnt victims and car crash folks... hoho~
there was a temperature taking booth at the entrance of the place & this really niffty infra-red camera thingy tat checks if u got a fever... u could like, see urself on the screen all infra-red like~ i kept waving my hand in front of the monitor like a moron to see the lil heat waves follow my arm... so amusing~
so like, i entered the place... n my god, it was like a warzone... there were ppl all sick n shit lying on the floor... motorcycle accident victims with their faces chaved, construction workers with their fingers chopped off! kids who fell off trees and dislocated their heads! stab wound victims bleedin all over the place... blood was EVERYWHERE! CHRIST! OH THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!
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yeah, it was just like any other clinic just more cooler since there were alot of gross shit to look at, plus there were lots of cops around.. guess they were there to write reports of all the accidents n stuff... anyway, i kept laughing to myself everytime i saw some guy with a huge gash on his arm... couldnt help smiling lah it was tat cool...
anyway after lots of waiting and going from on doc to another and more waiting... saw more gross shit like dislocated fingers n a guy with full body tatts in wheel chairs... i think he came from a gang fight or he probably just feel down the stairs or something.... the mother came down about half way into the waiting which was cool...
anyway, after like 2 hrs they called my name & i went to meet the eye docter lady, she seemed pretty nice, made me take a lil eye test those ppl at the spectacles shop make u take... just read acouple of letters on a lighted board with one eye closed....
then came the gross part... she placed me on some advance kinda machine tat, again, those guys at the spectacle shop put u on to get ur eye degree except this one was full of prode n pokey lookin shit... lets just say she used every one of them -_- she like, flipped my eyelids inside out n poked it alot.. i swear i would've attacked her for it if she werent so nice to me.... it was like putting ur finger in a bullet wound & swirling it around~ she even put this yellow stuff in my eye tat made me cry yellow tears tat would glow purple in UV light~
anyway, after all the poking n proding, she said...
Eye doctor lady: " ok... so.. err... i think ur gonna die... yeeeeah... bummer huh~"
Me: " dammmn -_- i knew it~"
yeah im just makin shit up again~
anyway, after the whole torturous event, i pretty much kept my eyes closed for the rest of the waiting n stuff... just leaned on my mom the whole time... acted like some dude tat got too much morphine in his system... kept grabbing my head n lookin like some druggy lol~
anyway the whole thing cost like 75 bucks, including some eye cream thingy.... they gave me 4 days mc which is kinda stupid since its the holidays... and i still gotta go back in a week for a minor surgery if it doesnt get any better~
moral of the story...
god hates me~
but he cant kill me so he decides to make me blind during the holidays~
nice man.. real nice....
*points middle finger at the sky~
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