Ever Wondered If........(y2k really did screw up all the computers)

Hellooo!

Its been like..wat... 4 mths since my last entry? Well thats because i've got better things to do with my life then write banter on the internet for weirdos with no lives ike u to read... but hey.. at least i entertain u.. n i get my msg across..

u gotta gimmie credit for tat... :)
Anyway, BACK TO MY ARTICLE!!

After mths of slackin about my house i've finally come up with something anoying to write online... introducing my new " EVER WONDERED IF...." section...

For today's story... i've decided to write about wat would have happened if Y2K actually managed to fucked with the world's computers...

[For those of u who've been livin under a rock... y2k is a computer bug which, during the 80s, two digits instead of four was used in all computer softwares to repreasent a year since PCs back then had really small memories n needed the extra 2MB... go figure~ Anyway, 10 years later.. experts came up with this theory that
In year 2000, the computer systems could interpret 00 as 1900 messing up all the computing work... now tat cant be gd... cause as we all know... EVERYTHING is run by computers...]
{here's the link for copyright purposes.. http://www.y2ktimebomb.com/}

NOw folks.. just imagine....with all the computers dead... No computers.. means no electricity.. since its the PCs tat control the Dams n the electric generators at the Power Plant...

No power.. means no communication...no tv (tats right.. no more Desprate Housewives or ESPN).. no utilities... no more airports.. no more security... no LAW... in short..we could do watever the hell we want!

There is absolutly NOTHING that cant be done without electricity~
Hell u could just walk right into a bank .. open the safe by ur self n grab all the money... But wat good is money in a world where the cash registers wont open.. just go to the 99cent store n take shit... CURRENCY IS DEAD!

THe world would be in complete ANarchy~
Pretty fun wouldnt u say :)

Just think about it.. ur living in a world without electricity ...u dont need to go to sch.. no need to go to work.. since there's no point in earning any money~ u wake up.. u walk down to the Quicky Mart... n steal shit.. u can take a piss anywhere on the streets.. u can pick up a brick n throw it through a window for the fun of it...

COMPLETE FREEDOM....

NOw.. before u get all excited about the end of the world.. there's also a bad side to having complete Freedom...
& thats COMPLETE LACK OF CONTROL...

Ladies n Gentlemen.. Human beings..as a whole... are stupid... im sure u know tat..
WE are the onli species on this earth tat.. kills their own kind for pleasure... we
r the onli ones hu have same-sex sex!.. we are also the onli ones hu commit beastiality... & we are the onli species.. tat performs necrophilia ... tats right...shocking but true... ( Again for those hu live under a rock.. necrophilia is a person hu has Erotic attraction or sexual contact with corpses... in short.. people hu fuck corpses...)

I mean... my god... a rat lives in a shit hole n eats maggots n wat not.. but even a rat doesnt fuck another dead rat... thats just disguesting... but we do it.. yes...

NOw... remember i said that with no electricity.. there would be no security ? yeah.. that means... that all the locks in the Jails & Asylums... would be open..
Bet u freedom seeking pricks never thought of tat when u decided it was gonna be fun if there was no control...

Okay.. so picture this... with all the doors unlocked in the jails n the Asylums.. guess hu's gonna be roamin around the police-less streets at night...
We've got ur psycho killers.. ur mass muderers.. ur rapist.. & child molesters.. ur arsonists.. n Robbers... not to mention the crazys from the nut house... And the NECROPHILLAS...

ANd their all gonna be knockin at ur door....
End of the World doesnt seem so fun now is it..

Be grateful we didnt plunge into eternal darkness during yr 2000... dont take TV n the Internet for granted... n for fuck sakes.. save energy... turn off that vibrator when ur done using it.. and DONT.. EVER... FUCK A CORPSE....

Fre3ze OUT!~