epiphany deux~

the rain this morning was a great addition to my morning... even though it didn't contribute much to decreasing the weather's humidity, at least it cleared out the clouds washed away some in the bad juju of the land~

left for the base at 9am instead of the usual 6.30am cause of the shift changes... which was great, all work should begin at 9 if u ask me... people shouldn't even be allowed to wake up if the sun hasn't even done so yet....

Eden wore his sexy tee today to attempt to seduce me... i wasn't allured -_- i think he misses me too much since i havent been out training with them for the past few days.. the dynamic duo wasn't at its full potential~ he's gotta learn to quit given me too many gay vibes.. him and his crazy eyebrowns~

Sau Ming took me to the Cucumber patch at the other end of the fields... there werent much harvest left.. just the few~ we sat on the mountain of rock n stone n talked before shawn n jH came over with the metal rod of DOOM informing us of their capture of a mythical red cricket the size of yr palm...

towards the source we ran... an empty first aid kit was were the creature laid huddled at the corner of the red crossed container~ Expired packets of Bandages where scattered all over the ground, i retrieved one n attempted to mummify winson with one of the lengthy linen... however, it quickly backfired onto me n i soon found myself being jumped by my 10 other teammates...

the battle was on, 10 vs 1... the 1st few to lead the assault were jH & eden... then Rajan came from the back n subdued my arms... i thrashed about wildly using mostly momentum and their weights against them. i'd manage to escape for a while onli to be pounced by another... this went on for a good 5 mins... i fought a good fight but alas, there were just too many...

being finally pinned down by Sau Ming's face sleeper hold, i resisted to my last breath... the final invasion left me shoeless on one foot and tied from head to toe, bounded at arms n feet in the taut fabric...

had SM "bankai-ed" me then n there i would've hurled for sure lol... they carried me to the bench n timed my escape while setting the loose ends of the knots on fire as thought they were fuse wires~

as cruel as it sounds, i had a great day :)

the bloated frog found at the end was an addition too, but there wasn't much time for (toad)baseball then... so we digressed n headed back to flight~

weather's still a potential for contracting mad cow... i'd advise everyone to refrain from dawning any form of apparel as a precaution against heat injuries~




seriously thought, take off all your clothes...




-fin-