the aaaroning~: pimp my crib~

i went to sloppy's house today to watch American gangster... met him at the bus stop i alighted at then bought 2 pizzas from Canadian n got chips from 7eleven... the feg wanted to spend $7.50 on a pack of "boiled" chips, but i pursaded him otherwise~

so then we walked to his house about half a mile away... i was so excited to see it, & when we got there, it was beautiful... i mean, shit, it was.. so beautiful~

a delicate koi pond greeted us at the entrance.... there was this lawn chair placed right infront of it... perfect for just laying there, reading a book or sippin a cup of coffee in the morning~

indoor pool, with a jacuzzi at the end mind u~ how cool is tat?

ok, so.. open the sliding glass doors n into the big ass living room.. with celings so high & space so wide... u could produce an echo from a pin drop~

a piano, he probably never touches, placed ever so complementary below the winding stairs.. it accomodates the ambience of the mellow household incredibly well~ doesnt really show it on the picture, but it does.. one of those "u-gotta-be-there-to-get-it" kinda thing~

his room, though lightly lit, actually feels warmer that way... most of the light comes from the window, but tats really all the light u need~

alright, so.. on to the cool things of the house...

Cool thing No.#1
its got 6 computers, laptops + desktops included~

Cool Thing No.#2
there's 3 plasma TVs all over the house.. hu need 3 TVs? let alone plasmas? fuckin rich ppl -_-

Cool Thing No.#3...
ladies are gonna like this... theres a room in his mom's room to keep all ur clothes in... u know, like in the movies.. where the have a room for their shoes... this is it... cept with clothes... yeah~

Cool Thing No.#4
the shower in his parents bedroom (yeah, theres like.. 20 bathrooms in the house... all of which are probably more fancier than urs) have this sup-ed up hydro gizmo future h2o squirt-o-matic shower massager spa thing-a-ma-jig that.. omg i cant even discribe.. just look at it n aww in its presence~

and finally.. the best for last~

Cool Thing No.#5 (and coolest thing in the house)
He's GOT A BIDET!!!!!

for those of u who dont know wad tat is, a Bidet is this really dandy crapper that the french invented that shoots a jet of water up ur butt n cleans ur ass with a push of a button~

n he never even knew about it -_- so here we are figurin out how to turn it on...

apparently its pressure sensitive, so we had to press the sit down to activate it lol... talk about Artificial inteligence in ur potty~ the things technology can do these days~